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President Obama: Replace Rahm With Me
...an open letter from Michael Moore
Dear President Obama,
I understand you may be looking to replace Rahm Emanuel as your chief of staff.
I would like to humbly offer myself, yours truly, as his replacement.
I will come to D.C. and clean up the mess that's been created around you. I will work for $1 a year. I will help the Dems on Capitol Hill find their spines and I will teach them how to nonviolently beat the Republicans to a pulp.
And I will help you get done what the American people sent you there to do. I don't need much, just a cot in the White House basement will do.
Now, don't get too giddy with excitement over my offer, because you and I are going to be up at 5 in the morning, 7 days a week and I am going to get you pumped up for battle every single day . Each morning you and I will do 100 jumping jacks and you will repeat after me:
"The American people elected me, not the Republicans, to run the country! I am in charge! I will order all obstructionists outta my way! If the American people don't like what I'm doing they can throw my ass out in 2012. In the meantime, I call the shots on their behalf! Now, Congress, drop and give me 50!!"
Then we will put on our jogging sweats and run up to Capitol Hill. We will take names, kick butts, and then take some more names. If we have to give a few noogies or half-nelson's, then so be it. In our pockets we will have a piece of paper to show the pansy Dems just how much they won by in 2008 -- and the poll results that show the majority of Americans oppose the Afghanistan and Iraq wars and want the bankers punished. Like drill sergeants, we will get right up in their faces and ask them, "What part of the public mandate don't you understand, soldier?!! Drop and give me 50!"
I know this is the job Rahm Emanuel was supposed to be doing.
Now, don't get me wrong. I have always admired Rahm Emanuel (if you don't count his getting NAFTA pushed through Congress in the '90s which destroyed towns like Flint, Michigan. I know, picky-picky.). He is what we needed for a long time -- a no-apologies, take-no-prisoners fighting machine. Someone who is not afraid to get his hands dirty and pound the right wing into submission. Far from being the foul-mouthed bully he has been portrayed as, Rahm is the one who BEAT UP the bullies to protect us from them.
That's certainly what he did in 2006. After six long, miserable years of the middle-class getting slaughtered and the poor being flushed down the toilet, Rahm Emanuel took on the job of returning Congress to the Democrats. No one believed it could be done.
But he did it. Big time. He put the fear of God into the party of Rush and Newt. They had never been so scared. More importantly, though, he instilled a sense of hope in the Democrats that they could actually score the mother of all hat tricks in 2008 -- and with you, an African American no less, in the pole position!
It worked. The Darkness ended. The vast majority of nation wept with joy on the night of the election (those who weren't weeping went out and bought a record number of guns and ammo). Unlike the last president, you didn't "win" by 537 votes in Florida (although Gore won the popular vote by a half-million), you beat McCain nationally by 9,522,083 votes! The House Democrats got a walloping 79-vote margin. The Senate Dems would caucus with a supermajority of 60 votes unheard of in over 30 years. The wars would now end. America would have universal health care. Wall Street and the banks would, at the very least, be reined in. Hardworking citizens would not be thrown out of their homes. It was supposed to be the dawning of a new age.
But the Republicans were not going to go quietly into the night. You see, instead of having just one Rahm Emanuel, they are ALL Rahm Emanuels. That's why they usually win. Unlike most Democrats, they are relentless and unstoppable. When they believe in something (which is usually themselves and the K Street job they hope to be rewarded with someday), they'll fight for it till the death. They are loyal to a fault to each other (they were never able to denounce Bush, even though they knew he was destroying the party). They dig their heels in deep no matter what. If you exiled them to a lone chunk of melting polar ice cap, they would keep insisting that it was just a normal "January thaw," even as the frigid Arctic waters rose above their God-fearing necks ("See what I mean -- this water is COLD! What 'global *warming*'?! Adam and Eve rode dinos...aagghh!!... gulp gulp gulp").
We thought we were all done with this craziness, but we were mistaken. Like a beast that you just can't cage, the Republicans convinced not only the media, but YOU and your fellow Dems, that 59 votes was a *minority*! Precious time was lost trying to reach a "consensus" and trying to be "bipartisan."
Well, you and the Democrats have been in charge now for over a year and not one banking regulation has been reinstated. We don't have universal health care. The war in Afghanistan has escalated. And tens of thousands of Americans continue to lose their jobs and be thrown out of their homes. For most of us, it's just simply no longer good enough that Bush is gone. Woo hoo. Bush is gone. Yippee. That hasn't created one new friggin' job.
You're such a good guy, Mr. President. You came to Washington with your hand extended to the Republicans and they just chopped it off. You wanted to be respectful and they decided that they were going to say "no" to everything you suggested. Yet, you kept on saying you still believed in bipartisanship.
Well, if you really want bipartisanship, just go ahead and let the Republicans win in November. Then you'll get all the bipartisanship you want.
Let me be clear about one thing: The Democrats on Election Day 2010 are going to get an ass-whoopin' of biblical proportions if things don't change right now. And after the new Republican majority takes over, they, along with a few conservative Democrats in Congress, will get to bipartisanly impeach you for being a socialist and a citizen of Kenya. How nice to see both sides of the aisle working together again!
And the brief window we had to fix this country will be gone.
Gone.
Gone, baby, gone.
I don't know what your team has been up to, but they haven't served you well. And Rahm, poor Rahm, has turned into a fighter -- not of Republicans, but of the left. He called those of us who want universal health care "f***ing retarded." Look, I don't know if Rahm is the problem or if it's Gibbs or Axelrod or any of the other great people we owe a debt of thanks to for getting you elected. All I know is that whatever is fueling your White House it's now running on fumes. Time to shake things up! Time to bring me in to get you pumped up every morning! Go Barack! Yay Obama! Fight, Team, Fight!
I'm packed and ready to come to D.C. tomorrow. If it helps, you won't really be losing Rahm entirely because I'll be bringing his brother with me -- my agent, Ari Emanuel. Man, you should see HIM negotiate a deal! Have you ever wanted to see Mitch McConnell walking around Capitol Hill carrying his own head in his hands after it's just been handed to him by the infamous Ari? Oh, baby, it won't be pretty -- but boy will it be sweet!
What say you, Barack? Me and you against the world! Yes we can! It'll be fun -- and we may just get something done. Whaddaya got to lose? Hope?
Retardedly yours,
Michael Moore
MMFlint@aol.com
MichaelMoore.com
P.S. Just to give you an idea of the new style I'll be bringing with me, when a cornhole like Sen. Ben Nelson tries to hold you up next time, this is what I will tell him in order to get his vote: "You've got exactly 30 seconds to rescind your demand or I will personally make sure that Nebraska doesn't get one more federal dollar for the rest of Obama's term. And then I will let everyone in your state know that you wear Sooner panties, backwards. NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 50!"
I understand you may be looking to replace Rahm Emanuel as your chief of staff.
I would like to humbly offer myself, yours truly, as his replacement.
I will come to D.C. and clean up the mess that's been created around you. I will work for $1 a year. I will help the Dems on Capitol Hill find their spines and I will teach them how to nonviolently beat the Republicans to a pulp.
And I will help you get done what the American people sent you there to do. I don't need much, just a cot in the White House basement will do.
Now, don't get too giddy with excitement over my offer, because you and I are going to be up at 5 in the morning, 7 days a week and I am going to get you pumped up for battle every single day . Each morning you and I will do 100 jumping jacks and you will repeat after me:
"The American people elected me, not the Republicans, to run the country! I am in charge! I will order all obstructionists outta my way! If the American people don't like what I'm doing they can throw my ass out in 2012. In the meantime, I call the shots on their behalf! Now, Congress, drop and give me 50!!"Then we will put on our jogging sweats and run up to Capitol Hill. We will take names, kick butts, and then take some more names. If we have to give a few noogies or half-nelson's, then so be it. In our pockets we will have a piece of paper to show the pansy Dems just how much they won by in 2008 -- and the poll results that show the majority of Americans oppose the Afghanistan and Iraq wars and want the bankers punished. Like drill sergeants, we will get right up in their faces and ask them, "What part of the public mandate don't you understand, soldier?!! Drop and give me 50!"
I know this is the job Rahm Emanuel was supposed to be doing.
Now, don't get me wrong. I have always admired Rahm Emanuel (if you don't count his getting NAFTA pushed through Congress in the '90s which destroyed towns like Flint, Michigan. I know, picky-picky.). He is what we needed for a long time -- a no-apologies, take-no-prisoners fighting machine. Someone who is not afraid to get his hands dirty and pound the right wing into submission. Far from being the foul-mouthed bully he has been portrayed as, Rahm is the one who BEAT UP the bullies to protect us from them.
That's certainly what he did in 2006. After six long, miserable years of the middle-class getting slaughtered and the poor being flushed down the toilet, Rahm Emanuel took on the job of returning Congress to the Democrats. No one believed it could be done.
But he did it. Big time. He put the fear of God into the party of Rush and Newt. They had never been so scared. More importantly, though, he instilled a sense of hope in the Democrats that they could actually score the mother of all hat tricks in 2008 -- and with you, an African American no less, in the pole position!
It worked. The Darkness ended. The vast majority of nation wept with joy on the night of the election (those who weren't weeping went out and bought a record number of guns and ammo). Unlike the last president, you didn't "win" by 537 votes in Florida (although Gore won the popular vote by a half-million), you beat McCain nationally by 9,522,083 votes! The House Democrats got a walloping 79-vote margin. The Senate Dems would caucus with a supermajority of 60 votes unheard of in over 30 years. The wars would now end. America would have universal health care. Wall Street and the banks would, at the very least, be reined in. Hardworking citizens would not be thrown out of their homes. It was supposed to be the dawning of a new age.
But the Republicans were not going to go quietly into the night. You see, instead of having just one Rahm Emanuel, they are ALL Rahm Emanuels. That's why they usually win. Unlike most Democrats, they are relentless and unstoppable. When they believe in something (which is usually themselves and the K Street job they hope to be rewarded with someday), they'll fight for it till the death. They are loyal to a fault to each other (they were never able to denounce Bush, even though they knew he was destroying the party). They dig their heels in deep no matter what. If you exiled them to a lone chunk of melting polar ice cap, they would keep insisting that it was just a normal "January thaw," even as the frigid Arctic waters rose above their God-fearing necks ("See what I mean -- this water is COLD! What 'global *warming*'?! Adam and Eve rode dinos...aagghh!!... gulp gulp gulp").
We thought we were all done with this craziness, but we were mistaken. Like a beast that you just can't cage, the Republicans convinced not only the media, but YOU and your fellow Dems, that 59 votes was a *minority*! Precious time was lost trying to reach a "consensus" and trying to be "bipartisan."
Well, you and the Democrats have been in charge now for over a year and not one banking regulation has been reinstated. We don't have universal health care. The war in Afghanistan has escalated. And tens of thousands of Americans continue to lose their jobs and be thrown out of their homes. For most of us, it's just simply no longer good enough that Bush is gone. Woo hoo. Bush is gone. Yippee. That hasn't created one new friggin' job.
You're such a good guy, Mr. President. You came to Washington with your hand extended to the Republicans and they just chopped it off. You wanted to be respectful and they decided that they were going to say "no" to everything you suggested. Yet, you kept on saying you still believed in bipartisanship.
Well, if you really want bipartisanship, just go ahead and let the Republicans win in November. Then you'll get all the bipartisanship you want.
Let me be clear about one thing: The Democrats on Election Day 2010 are going to get an ass-whoopin' of biblical proportions if things don't change right now. And after the new Republican majority takes over, they, along with a few conservative Democrats in Congress, will get to bipartisanly impeach you for being a socialist and a citizen of Kenya. How nice to see both sides of the aisle working together again!
And the brief window we had to fix this country will be gone.
Gone.
Gone, baby, gone.
I don't know what your team has been up to, but they haven't served you well. And Rahm, poor Rahm, has turned into a fighter -- not of Republicans, but of the left. He called those of us who want universal health care "f***ing retarded." Look, I don't know if Rahm is the problem or if it's Gibbs or Axelrod or any of the other great people we owe a debt of thanks to for getting you elected. All I know is that whatever is fueling your White House it's now running on fumes. Time to shake things up! Time to bring me in to get you pumped up every morning! Go Barack! Yay Obama! Fight, Team, Fight!
I'm packed and ready to come to D.C. tomorrow. If it helps, you won't really be losing Rahm entirely because I'll be bringing his brother with me -- my agent, Ari Emanuel. Man, you should see HIM negotiate a deal! Have you ever wanted to see Mitch McConnell walking around Capitol Hill carrying his own head in his hands after it's just been handed to him by the infamous Ari? Oh, baby, it won't be pretty -- but boy will it be sweet!
What say you, Barack? Me and you against the world! Yes we can! It'll be fun -- and we may just get something done. Whaddaya got to lose? Hope?
Retardedly yours,
Michael Moore
MMFlint@aol.com
MichaelMoore.com
P.S. Just to give you an idea of the new style I'll be bringing with me, when a cornhole like Sen. Ben Nelson tries to hold you up next time, this is what I will tell him in order to get his vote: "You've got exactly 30 seconds to rescind your demand or I will personally make sure that Nebraska doesn't get one more federal dollar for the rest of Obama's term. And then I will let everyone in your state know that you wear Sooner panties, backwards. NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 50!"
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Show AllMichael, Obomber will not be impeached, for this is exactly what his present neocon policies are insuring against happening.
I see you favor, Ari Emanuel, israeli citizen? and son of a zionist terrorist Irgun arms dealer.
Wiki says Ari Emanuel paid Epstein $2.25 million in a lawsuit involving the remark"everyone knows Blacks don't swim"
Shame on you Michael.
Glenn Ford,
That was my initial thought. What will MM do about the Zionists in Israel? My guess is the same as yours, go right along with them.
Spot on as per usual Glenn.
I see, MM continues to put his faith in Obama. What a fool (MM, that is). And, right MM, just what we need is another Zionist (Ari Emanuel) alongside Rahm. Oh, puhleeez!
Two pretty good articles by Moore in a row. Good to see he is finally seeing the light of the corrupt Democratic party (or at least he sees it in Obama).
Oh my heavens. Michael Moore.
You are so.........American 'guyesque'. Admittedly, your style doesn't speak to me, personally. That kind of marine corps lingo and attitude.
And. I see you are still thinking obama was supposed to be the saviour and chief. Oh Mr. Moore. You are a very religious man, indeed.
Cicero: "Freedom is participation in power."
That marine corps lingo and attitude is just a comedy schtick Moore is using to get his point across. He is decidedly not a militarist.
Thanks,Metal.
I understand. But it still doesn't speak to me! ;-)
Sioux Rose
READY: I have a slightly different take on Moore's persona. He always wears a baseball cap and appears as just a regular American guy, a consummate team man. His team, going back to the days when some of their policies lent a hand to the working man, is exclusively the democrats. He happens to be a Taurus (and looks like a hefty bull), and as is typical to those born under earth signs, he gets stuck in his groove (or paradigm). He is too earthbound to realize that there are more alternatives than left or right, A or B; but that understanding does not exist for him. As a result he cheers for the lesser evil, as is the case in the blundering miscalculation he's here made for this president's policies. He appears to be arguing for whatever progressive crumbs might fall off the elite's table. Maybe he has also fallen under thrall to power's innermost circles; and now like a school girl has stars in his eyes for the likes of the Emmanuel brothers.
The reason you don't understand "left or right" is because you're so politically clueless. It has nothing to do with medieval beliefs in astrology.
Sioux Rose
Struggle: Is that you Martian Bachelor and/or Nebraska Nathan? What is Medieval is the authoritarian mindset that wants to castigate any who look at life from a wider perspective than left and right. That means YOU. And I am far from politically clueless. This site, for one, has informed my judgment and expanded it in things of this world. The better to understand the "As above, so below" Divine equation.
And screw you.
Lookie here ! If it ain't Sioux Astro Bimbo Rose who calls everyone who criticizes her bullshit Nebraska Nathan. Don't lie Sioux. You aren't the boss to talk about authoritarian when you're the motherf--ker trying to be the top authoritarian on this site. I know you're a piece of shit just like Nebraska Nathan collaborting with him to prop your shit up. I can shut your bullying astro business down just like I did to my evil brother but you're doing that to yourself and you're losing friends on this site who don't buy into your astroll bullshit so I won't bother. You ain't got judgement to share aside from your misandrist bullshit. You and NN should get married. F--k off and get psychiatric intervention.
Cicero: "Freedom is participation in power."
Sioux Rose does not have an authoritarian personality, nor does she express contempt for boys or men. The most authoritarian personalities who post on this site are usually either alienated former military ex-Republicans who are angry & frustrated that they can't find a Party that reflects the authoritarian, militarist fiscal paleo-conservatism of their father's generation, or mainline Republican neo-con drool bibbers and Limbaugh lemmings who hang on Dick Cheney's every Big Homeland Security Government snot-fly. You need to read a good deal more of Sioux Rose's posts before you snap judge her like that and it doesn't impress other posters for you to be so rude to a lady.
Metal, I have read the posts and they're available in the archives for you to read anytime. She has praised you for your posts a lot of times so I understand where you're coming from. If you want to scratch her back in return like some people, be my guest. I'm not the one who brings up old stories. When I first came here, it was because I had to counter a bully trying to bully others here and I apologized then for giving my story. Everyone forgave but Sioux Rose fucked up on it and today she is still obsessed about it while I put it behind me a long time ago. If you really expect me to believe that Sioux Rose is a saint, you should have read her most recent attacks on Martian Bachelor and rfloh. Both of them have questioned her use of medieval thinking to judge the current climate. Judging everything by Mars and Venus is just as bad as judging everything black and white. Sioux also has mental paranoia in her posts when she calls other posts Nebraska Nathan or Shawn Berry but when she is proven wrong, she just runs away and finds another time to invent more false allegations. Do a google search on "getreal", "Siouxrose", and "shawn berry" and you'll find that very easily but that's not all. She is the biggest paranoid on this site to obsess about Thomas More and Maxpayne even when both of them are nice. If Thomas and Max wanna kiss up to her, be my guest but she has condescended even her "trusted" friends such as socialist, goldenmean, thomasjefferson, and elainem who nicely told her that men aren't abusers alone and there are female leaders who are just as bad as male leaders. I know that she will try to use patriarchy as an excuse but ScottV earlier proved that even in a patriarchal society, women are doing just fine. Sioux Rose is not a victim of male abuse even if she has divorced god knows how many times assuming she ever married. I have another proof that Sioux Rose should her bias against men. Everytime artemix writes a long essay on misogyny, Sioux Rose shows her true colors and I have read her posts showing her dripping hatred of men and boys and I will be glad to give you the evidence from the archives on request. At on post, Rose tried to justify women having a different reason for laughing at females being raped in public apart from men having fun. Man or woman, it is wrong to be having fun at a victim being lynched or raped in public. I could say more but I have truckloads of evidence to back up my counter attacks on her posts where she fucks up. No offense and I don't wanna get ugly here but it's bandits like Sioux Rose and Nebraska Nathan that give me no choice but to hold on to my sawed off shotguns, SS machine guns, dynamite sticks and bows and arrows, pitch forks, and sledge hammers for protection. I've met bullying bandits like them all my life and I shut them down when I confront them in person and it ain't pretty.
Google Siouxrose and ascott
OK, enough!! I just reported your offensive comment. There is no need for such ad hominem attacks and invective.
Cicero: "Freedom is participation in power."
Struggle March, are you claiming that the current left/right paradigm has honestly or effectively addressed the top five problems confronting humanity? I know Sioux Rose's opinions on politics and she is very well informed and open minded.
Sioux Rose very well informed and open minded? Don't wanna rain on your parade but archives don't lie and there's plenty to shoot down that myth about her. Even some of her most trusted friends have confessed on other sites that they don't like her misandrist bias. Even among the women in this forum, she loves to hurt them when they're not aligned with her. Look at how she used to treat people like Leea and Jennifer who showed interest in understanding astrology. Look at how she puts down people who don't agree with her by saying that they don't understand matriarchy and patriarchy. Astrology is not how you explain things. Mars and Venus is like black and white.
Metal, I know Sioux Rose has praised you every time she responded and I know why you are falling for her bias but you have company on your site. Her posts from over these last 3 years have proven that she is not open minded except when it's a woman and/or she think that the user is aligned to her way of thinking. Sioux Rose may agree with you and me on the two parties sucking shit but when she runs out of facts, she resorts to her personal views on astrology to explain politics and it's wrong. Even Shawn Berry was trying to help her get out of her mental sickness only to be attacked by her cultist followers. This isn't the first time and not likely to be the last time she will blow up when someone proves that boys and men aren't the sole abusers in this world. She can have all the company she wants defending her and if you wanna be a part of it, be my guest. But if you wanna be objective, don't be afraid to stand up to her when she is wrong. Generally, you are a very objective writer and I can count on people like you to inform better. Don't ruin your reputation. She's not worth defending.
Interesting, why such a fixation on Rose, whether you like what she posts or not? Most of us are adults here, and we can decide things for ourselves. Even if Rose is misguided in her views, as you assert, she does not deserve to be disparaged. And if believing in something is a 'mental illness,' then it is something we all share. We all have our particular brand of illusion or 'blind spots' when it comes to certain issues. I suggest you do not worry so much about Rose, but resolve what you need to within yourself.
Sioux, i appreciate what you are saying.
But i always believe that people can become more aware. I honestly believe his heavy religious belief systems limit his flexibility of thought and perspective. I don't think it is a lack of intellect. Intuitivitely, he may be blocked. But i have a feeling a breakthrough could happen for him in time.
I saw a recent interview where Amy Goodman was interviewing Moore, and he clearly intimated that he thinks Obama has been a big disappointment. Also, while I don't agree with MM on everything, I think it's taken a lot of courage to produce the 'in your face' documentaries that he has, challenging the most powerful special interests. Like everyone else, including you and me, Moore is wrestling with his own inner demons.
Also, like many others he perpetuates the illusion that lasting solutions can come from the periphery. The implication being that it's always those 'other bad people' who are at fault, but never ourselves. As long as we remain on the level of condemnation and justification we will never resolve the bigger issues of our day--we will only alternate costumes between cop and criminal, eviler and do-gooder; fundamentally, though, nothing will change.
F**k the astrology. Ignorance is ignorance, and everyone is capable of it, regardless of when and where they're born. And nothing could be more ignorant than to believe in astrology. Absolutely no shred of scientific basis.
Moore also called out Bill Maher last night via satellite, in a sense. Maher is upset that us, the people, do not want what's good for us (Obamacare). He was decrying the polls against said Obamacare. Moore said Maher was not reading the polls right (as to why people are voting against Obamacare), but Maher didn't seem to buy it. He is convinced that all of us who are against passing this bill are idiots. Maher, at several instances last night, made statements that show that he is a total asshole apologist for Obama, and that what is happening is not Obama's fault. At least that's what I got out of it.
Part of the problem is that I watched Maher's show right after watching the real deal go down on Bill Moyers. Now frankly Maher, Sorken and A. Huffington looked like idiots. The only two sane people that spoke from their hearts and didn't blather like the MSM was Sean Penn and Moore.
I think Moore is getting it with Obama. But I think that if Moore were to get Rahm's seat he would pretty quickly, once and for all, that Obama and Rahm are simpatico. And maybe, like Massa, Moore could be found to say something a "little salty" and find himself in the middle of an "ethics" controversy. I'm sorry, but of all the "ethics" problems of the Dems -- Rangel, Waters, Paterson and others, the one that looks "exaggerated" is the Massa case. It just doesn't fit within anything I've read about him, or that others, who have met and/or worked with Massa have stated. He is not like most of these other people -- say one thing and do another. He really, truly is a progressive. He really would have voted no on HCR again.
Massa said he decided not to run again before this allegation, due to medical issues dealing with cancer. He found out about the allegation, actually, in an online report. Rather than put his family through the circus of this investigation he is resigning on 3-8-10. I was thinking about this and, I have to tell you, I would probably do the same thing, especially if I was dealing with cancer and worried about my family. Massa has seen the Obama-Rahm arm-twisting. When you have been targeted by these two you won't win, especially if you're new to the game.
Samalabear: I live in NY, my representative is Rangel. According to Eric Alter, interviewed by Bill Moyers, the Obama administration sent out e-mails to their list, urging the recipients to continue to support Rangel. Mr. Alter, evidently, lives in my district. He voiced his disappointment in Obama for his continued support of Rangel. So far, I haven't been able to find out if anyone is challenging Charles Rangel. If you have any information on this subject, I would appreciate any news you might have.
Like you, I was surprised to read about Eric Massa. You're right -- he has been on the inside of this administration, and he's probably seen more than we could ever imagine. I always saw him as a progressive, and also very consistent in his policy votes.
I haven't yet watched this week's Bill Maher program, but I will -- soon! I'll look for the signs you pointed out in your post! Thanks!
I know Michael Moore will get plenty of criticism. But he's got the kind of energy America needs. He speaks truth to power and confronts those who need it. Bravo.
Yeah, I can agree that more Michael Moores would be good for our political discourse, but I do have to criticize Moore's inability to see what's directly in front of him in this case. The policies we have are exactly what Obama wanted: Expanded war in Afghanistan and corporate-friendly health insurance "reform." Obama never said he'd push single-payer. He is not anti-war, and never said he was (he did say he was agaginst he Iraq war, but anyone with blood going to their brain agreed there.) Obama is just another corporate Dem; he never pretended to be anything else. But Moore insists Obama is a closet liberal - just like so many on the left pretended about Clinton. They were and are wrong.
Get over it - the Democratic party is owned by corporations just like the Rs.
Sadly, many posters on this site will misunderstand the sarcastic nature of this piece (some already have) and repeat their condemnations of Moore for not breaking with the Dems sooner.
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I agree with you in large part. I think Moore's beliefs are sound and his films are great. I mean in his last film he argues that we need to extend democracy into the economic realm. To me that's socialism at its best and completely antithetical to the democratic party line.
There are folks out there who want complete ideological purity. This hurts the left. But, for that matter, so does blind allegiance to the Dems. So I don't like the fact that Moore has not really broken from the ranks of the Dems--this article shows that he is still struggling with them. I disagree with him on that issue, but agree with his left populist leanings. I'm a democratic/libertarian socialist, which means that I am as fiercely opposed to authoritarianism as I am to capitalism. I feel demanding purity is the way we start down the road to authoritarian mind sets.
Cicero: "Freedom is participation in power."
There is no such animal as a libertarian opposed to capitalism. You need to do some research on libertarianism, whose central belief is in a mythological, completely de-regulated capitalist "free market" that, they ahistorically believe, solves most difficult social problems better than publicly supported effective government policies.
There is also no such animal as an anti-authoritarian doctrinal socialist--at least not an initially anti-authoritarian Large State doctrinal socialist. This is because doctrinal socialism supports the idea of a worker's revolution--bloody if need be--and such revolutions demand authoritarian, military-like organization in order to effectively overturn and completely supplant the pre-existing regime. This is the central problem of Large State communism and socialism: They never progress past the authoritarianism required for their revolution to the point where the State authority can stably wither away into a communitarian society where workers share ownership of and benefits from the means of production.
Small scale socialist enclaves like the Israeli kibbutzim have their underlying socially unifying & motivating aspect of homogenous religion and culture, but they are very strictly ordered just as the Amish in Pennsylvania (who are closer to a religious socialist democratic commune with a wee bit of low-tech capitalism thrown in). I'd say you sound more like an anarcho-progressive who wants heavily regulated capitalism & socialist welfare programs with very little government authority to enforce it. That sort of system might be possible but only if the overwhelming majority of its participants voluntarily and persistently support it. Perhaps the best way to do that would be on a small to medium-sized population scale (say a country the population size of Britain sans Scotland) with a nationally computerized, fully participatory citizen's Congress who vote on all national issues directly without elected "representatives" who presume to vote for them.
Let me quibble about your "Perhaps the best way..." passage if I might. Strike the "perhaps" and you have it right; it's the only way, in fact.
Since 1964 I have argued for what you describe so succinctly. I came to the direct democracy position via a job as computer programmer that involved a very early system to transmit data over phone lines. On the way home one evening I realized the data could just as easily be votes as payroll input, and asked myself, "What do we need the Congress for?"
So I welcome your addition to the cause; that makes two of us.
One more quibble, though. Since votes would be counted by many small computers, probably one in each precinct, there would be a lot of parallel processing, which means that scale no longer makes any important difference. We could poll the planet in 30 seconds. So we might as well aim for the national scale right from the start without regard to population.
Now if we could enlist a few million more people...
Wanna write a book? You write a lot better than I do.
"There is no such animal as a libertarian opposed to capitalism."
The term libertarian has ALWAYS been associated with anarchist movements and ideas... EXCEPT in the USA. European anarchists were using the term, libertarian, to describe themselves nearly a hundred years ago.
The US based 'libertarian' Party has only existed since the early 1970's. For whatever their reason... they chose to hijack the word.
Chomsky considers himself a libertarian-socialist.
"QUESTION: People have characterized your political beliefs over the years as "anarchist" or "libertarian." I don't think the labels are necessarily important, but what is the basic philosophy behind your political beliefs?
CHOMSKY: Let me just say regarding the terminology, since we happen to be in the United States, we have to be rather careful. Libertarian in the United States has a meaning which is almost the opposite of what it has in the rest of the world traditionally. Here, libertarian means ultra right-wing capitalist. In the European tradition, libertarian meant socialist. So, anarchism was sometimes called libertarian socialism, a large wing of anarchism, so we have to be a little careful about terminology..."
YOU ARE SO TRUE. MY FAMILY HAS SEVERAL LIBERTARIANS AND THEY ARE SELFISH AND ALL HAVE SOME MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES. THEY CHOOSE TO LIVE THEIR LIVES HIDING AWAY FROM REALITY AND WOULD NOT SHARE A TURD OUT OF THEIR ASS BECAUSE IT WOULD BE SEEN AS AN ACT OF CHARITY. THEY THINK OBAMA IS A SOCIALIST. THEY HAVE SHORT MEMORIES AND HAVE BENEFITED FROM THE GENEROUS ACTS OF OTHERS BUT CHOOSE TO THINK THAT THEY DID IT ALL IT IS HARD TO LIVE AROUND SUCH HEROIC AND SELF CONGRATULATORY PEOPLE. THEY DO NOT LIKE HUMANITY OR THEMSELVES,THINKING THEY HIDE FROM ENEMIES REAL OR IMAGINED HAVE YET TO ADMIT THAT THE ENEMY IS THEM.
You are actually factually wrong Noam Chomsky calls himself a libertarian socialist which means he wants the minimum amount of government necessary to assure social justice.
http://flag.blackened.net/liberty/chomsky.html
IWW members were Libertarian socialists too,
http://www.spunk.org/texts/intro/sp001631.html
just because the right has co-opted the term libertarian to mean the pro "free" market Libertarian party doesn't mean that libertarian socialists don't exist.
Care to try again?
I see mark makes the same point, good for him.
Cicero: "Freedom is participation in power."
To Thomas Jefferson and stereohead:
Seeing as how I am an American posting comments on an American news web-site about American politics, I was not talking about the European concept of libertarianism but the American concept of libertarianism which is extremely different--especially in contemporary America.
I also was not talking about the European concept of libertarian socialism as espoused by Noam Chomsky but original doctrinal socialism. Although I have a lot of respect for Chomsky, mainly because of the integrity he brings towards the analysis of history in general and treaties in particular, I have never seen him flesh out how his academic notion of libertarian socialism would actually work in the real world. Chomsky should come up with his own Constitution to explain the nuts and bolts of how such a government would successfully operate.
I suspect it would look like parts of what we see in Venezuela under Chavez which despite heavy duty U.S. propaganda is actually a very democratic society with much power devolved down to the community council level, perhaps combined with some of the good ideas seen in Curitiba Brazil, the Mondragon Co-Ops in Spain, the Green Party's Ten key values, and because it's the U.S. we are talking about New England town meetings. I think the vision is there, the question is penetrating the MSM smoke and mirrors to get it out there
Exactly stereohead,
Local is the key.
The key to our freedom.
Meeting out by the Liberty Tree.
When any Congressman boards an airplane for Washington D.C. he becomes an enemy of the Constitution since he has joined the Federal Mafia. If not, he knows he could develop nasty airplane trouble like the late Senator Paul Wellstone did, or the aspiring social critic JFK Jr. did, or the anti-war DNC chairman Ron Miller did.
I've never heard of a GOP stalwart going down in an airplane or receiving Anthrax letters in the mail. Have you?
But back to the subject: CD, Democracy, or Libertarianism are not confined to US borders. Since the push is on for One-World-Government and contractual destruction of the middle working class in America, (substituted with cheap off-shore jobs) it makes sense not to think in an ISOLATIONIST mindset.
No longer will good old Uncle Sam protect his own. He's been reprogramed as a terminator for the Multi-National-Fortune-500 Boardroom.
I say we cut off all his funding and just take our chances. Then maybe we can reprogram his brain by reloading the Constitution in it, and start anew.
Uncle Sam the Terminator who works for Mafia-Capitalism is the problem imho. As US taxpayers and voters, we have the right to say how he does or does not operate. I like the planks of the Libertarian Party. As the third biggest party, it has the proximity to attract defectors from both the left and the right.
And as phucked up as things are now, I think most voters want to defect from the Repuke/DemoCon Parties; they just don't realize the time is right for a third party to rise.
Wanna help us defect Mr Michael Moore? You risked it all to let Americans know the Chimp was on the take. It was your finest hour, sir. You will go down in history as one of the finest Americans ever.
America needs you; the whole world needs you to do it again.
TJ
"To criticize those in power, is the highest form of patriotism" - Thomas Jefferson
Metal says... "Seeing as how I am an American posting comments on an American news web-site about American politics, I was not talking about the European concept of libertarianism but the American concept of libertarianism which is extremely different--especially in contemporary America."
Whatever.
When somebody says, "I'm a Libertarian". I ask what kind.
When somebody says, "I'm a Libertarian Socialist". I know exactly what they mean, just as I knew what SP08 meant when he labeled himself as a democratic/libertarian socialist.
And, I'm an American posting comments on an American news web-site too. I have been reading your comments for months now and consider you to be incredibly intelligent. But this save face paragraph of yours is weak. Sometimes its just easier to admit that you were wrong and/or jumped to conclusions...
"There is no such animal as a libertarian opposed to capitalism."
"There is also no such animal as an anti-authoritarian doctrinal socialist"
Well metal, I think both these statements you made are wrong. Ever heard of Noam Chomsky, a noted libertarian socialist?
Libertarian socialism is a philosophy with diverse interpretations, though some general commonalities can be found in its many incarnations. Its proponents generally advocate a worker-oriented system of distribution that radically departs from conventional capitalist economics (socialism).[15] They propose that this economic system be executed in a manner that attempts to maximize the liberty of individuals and minimize concentration of power or authority (libertarianism). Libertarian socialists are strongly critical of coercive institutions, which often leads them to reject the legitimacy of the state in favor of anarchism.[16] Adherents propose achieving this through decentralization of political and economic power, usually involving the socialization of most large-scale property and enterprise. Libertarian socialism tends to deny the legitimacy of most forms of economically significant private property, viewing capitalist property relations as forms of domination that are antagonistic to individual freedom.[17]
Noam Chomsky, a noted libertarian socialist.
The first person to describe himself as a libertarian was Joseph Déjacque, an early French anarchist communist. The word stems from the French word libertaire, and was used to evade the French ban on anarchist publications.[18] In the context of the European socialist movement, libertarian has conventionally been used to describe those who opposed state socialism, such as Mikhail Bakunin. In the United States, the movement most commonly called libertarianism follows a capitalist philosophy; the term libertarian socialism therefore strikes many Americans as a contradiction in terms. However, the association of socialism with libertarianism predates that of capitalism, and many anti-authoritarians still decry what they see as a mistaken association of capitalism with libertarianism in the United States.[19] As Noam Chomsky put it, a consistent libertarian "must oppose private ownership of the means of production and the wage slavery which is a component of this system, as incompatible with the principle that labor must be freely undertaken and under the control of the producer."[20]
In a chapter recounting the history of libertarian socialism, economist Robin Hahnel relates that thus far the period where libertarian socialism has had its greatest impact was at the end of the 19th century through the first four decades of the twentieth century.
"Early in the twentieth century, libertarian socialism was as powerful a force as social democracy and communism. The Libertarian International– founded at the Congress of Saint Imier a few days after the split between Marxist and libertarians at the congress of the Socialist International held in The Hague in 1872– competed successfully against social democrats and communists alike for the loyalty of anticapitalist activists, revolutionaries, workers, unions and political parties for over fifty years. Libertarian socialists played a major role in the Russian revolutions of 1905 and 1917. Libertarian socialists played a dominant role in the Mexican Revolution of 1911. Twenty years after World War I was over, libertarian socialists were still strong enough to spearhead the social revolution that swept across Republican Spain in 1936 and 1937."[21]
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Libertarian socialists assert that when power is exercised, as exemplified by the economic, social, or physical dominance of one individual over another, the burden of proof is always on the authoritarian to justify their action as legitimate when taken against its effect of narrowing the scope of human freedom.[22] Typical examples of legitimate exercise of power would include the use of physical force to rescue someone from being injured by an oncoming vehicle, or self-defense. Libertarian socialists typically oppose rigid and stratified structures of authority, be they political, economic, or social.[23]
Libertarian socialists believe that all social bonds should be developed by individuals who have an equal amount of bargaining power, that an accumulation of economic power in the hands of a few and the centralization of political power both reduce the bargaining power—and thus the liberty of the other individuals in society.[24] To put it another way, capitalist (and right-libertarian) principles concentrate economic power in the hands of those who own the most capital. Libertarian socialism aims to distribute power, and thus freedom, more equally amongst members of society. A key difference between libertarian socialism and free-market libertarianism is that advocates of the former generally believe that one's degree of freedom is affected by one's economic and social status, whereas advocates of the latter focus on freedom of choice. This is sometimes characterized as a desire to maximize "free creativity" in a society in preference to "free enterprise."[25]
Libertarian socialists believe if freedom is valued, then society must work towards a system in which individuals have the power to decide economic issues along with political issues. Libertarian socialists seek to replace unjustified authority with direct democracy, voluntary federation, and popular autonomy in all aspects of life,[26] including physical communities and economic enterprises.
Many libertarian socialists argue that large-scale voluntary associations should manage industrial manufacture, while workers retain rights to the individual products of their labor.[27] As such, they see a distinction between the concepts of "private property" and "personal possession". Whereas "private property" grants an individual exclusive control over a thing whether it is in use or not, and regardless of its productive capacity, "possession" grants no rights to things that are not in use.[28]. UNQUOTE
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libertarian_socialism
I think at this stage in our failed "Mafia-Capitalism" that we are experiencing in the US, all of us should become Libertarian Socialists or Left-Libertarians.
TJ
BTW those liberals who insist we vote for Democrats are *also* narrow purists resisting diversity of thought.
"There are folks out there who want complete ideological purity. This hurts the left"
Polls show the great majority identify the pure leftist ideal as their own. They only abandon it when it's time to act because they realize that the petro-opiate bonanza will stop, and they are afraid they can't handle sobriety. They also get a throatful of koolaid that reassures them that their emancipation is impossible. But the fact is that our complete emancipation from elite exploitation is most certainly possible. Many of us live without any exchange/association with the fascist godzilla. We live VERY WELL if you know what I mean.
Clap, clap, clap. You tell 'em!
Moore, in my opinion, became a national treasure the moment he got a representative of Lockheed on camera, standing in front of a missile prototype, telling people that we need to find alternatives to violence as concerns conflict resolution (in connection with the Columbine massacre). That was the apex of Moore's art form, and it is his superpower in action. But I will say that Sicko and Capitalism: A Love Story are right there in the running.
I agree with you about the desire for ideological purity hurting the left. I think Michael Moore is just wonderful, even if I disagreed with his support for the dem party. I always thought his heart was more in line with Kucinich or Nader, but that he was, like most of us, just flat wanting to get the Republicans out of office. I don't think anyone with an ounce of compassion in their hearts went to the polls to vote their hopes in the last presidential election. I know I didn't. I've never once allowed myself to hope for anything good to come from Obama getting elected beyond the relief of not having to see psychopaths like the Chimp or his Sith Lord Cheney in positions of authority. I'd voted my hopes in 2000. I voted my fears in 04 and 08. Anybody But Bushco.
I think Moore, like Kucinich, has been trying to effect change through recapturing the Democratic party, even while accepting that it is run by the same corporate assholes that run the Reprobate party.
Note that Moore is not bashful about his socialism, and his desire for universal health care, a democratic currency, economy, and workplace, subjugation of corporate entities to the status of property and to the authorities which created them, and an end to imperial war. Obama has never once, to my knowledge, proclaimed to be anything but supportive of our current economic system. So I can easily see the sarcasm dripping from every word of this article. I think he, like a lot of us, may be past the point of voting our fears, or our hopes. My next ballot will represent rage, and I'll be paying close attention to every name on every ballot. You can be sure that I will not be voting for a Demorat or Reprobate. I won't even vote for Kucinich, unless he leaves the party. And if that leaves the country in the hands of the Reprobates, so be it. It's time to get it over with.
Where in the article indicates he has broken with the Dims?
I never claimed that this article is his break with the Dems.
See this article: http://rawstory.com/2010/03/michael-moore-democrats-bunch-wusses/
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Read the same article on CD . He calls Dims wusses but does not call for third party.
He says nothing definite either way.
Whereas this above article states Obomber just needs a Moore progressive henchman.
Emanuels brother Ari please, another Zionist in the White House?
The article is sarcasm. If you take any of it as straightforward commentary then you are mistaken.
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"the Dems do in fact "fight" for these rotten convictions, though in a more indirect fashion than Republicans use. Democrats' "convictions" are all about protecting the interests of the US plutocracy."
This is what a lot of Democrat supporters don't seem to understand. Of course they have convictions and are played out on a daily basis.
And talk about C..C..C..Courage! Doesn't it take courage to scam the American people into believing that a brutal war against the poorest nation in the world is necessary, plunging our country into debt and devastation? To tell bold faced lies to We the People? to pretend that their "hands are tied" and they can't accomplish anything? Doesn't it take courage to hand banksters billions of our dollars so they don't have to feel the pain of their own failed scams, leaving the rest of us, We the People, in the lurch.
This is done right out in the open, for all to see and comprehend? Don't be fooled, they have plenty of courage.
The problem with Obama progressives is that they refuse to give up the myth that corporations chose Obama (giving him the most money for his "Yes We Can!" campaign) because they believed he would save We the People! When he instead does the opposite and screws us, they have to make stuff up in order to deal with the cognitive dissonance:
"It cannot be! I will not give up on the "feel good! I will not believe that I was easily duped! Obama and the Democrats want to reach out to the thoroughly discredited and vile Republicans in a show of conciliatory bi-partisanship! He's just too nice! Rham is making him do it! They may have a gun to his head!"
I don't think this piece by Moore is as sarcastic as some think. I think perhaps Moore has met Obama and was "charmed" by him, as was Rabbi Lerner. I remember when Lewis Lamham wrote about his being charmed by B. Clinton. Lucky for him and his readers, Lapham is tough skinned and so when he returned home and took a shower, the potion #9 washed right down the drain. For the thin skinned, the antidote is time.
Eventually, it will become clear - for "most of the people" - that any vetted, duopolized president is merely a sock puppet for empire. The sock puppet's role is to divide the left: purists (who have a problem with killing innocent people for empire, giving tax money to criminals, etc. ...) vs Democrats at any cost.
For the former, it's party building time! The light is Green.
Go!
Great post, I hope it can penetrate some peoples thick skin or skulls for that matter.
Great post, I hope it can penetrate some peoples thick skin or skulls for that matter.
Cicero: "Freedom is participation in power."
RichM, in talking about Rahm the scrappy electoral in-fighter, Michael Moore is aiming the primary thrust of his rhetorical technique at Obama and the aides around him, not you or the general public. He wants to remind Obama that there is a difference between simply effective, bullying electioneering and effective, bullying electioneering for the right reasons and the right cause. Nor is he doing this because he necessarily believes that DLC apparatchiks like Rahm and Obama are his current preference for who he wants to see in office, Republicans notwithstanding. Situations change. Either people adapt or they don't. Moore is doing this to drive a wedge between Obama and Rahm--to put the fear of the Fall elections into Obama and make him more suspicious of Rahm's effectiveness and self-seeking motivations as a strategist than some reports already indicate he is. Driving in a deeper wedge between Obama and Rahm is a good thing under any circumstances.