With today's women facing so many choices, it's safe to assume most of the decisions they make will be wrong. Thus, the new Sponsor A Uterus program. Act now, and you get a welcome kit with the uterus' photo, biography and information about "the woman who happens to surround it." By some very funny people.

"I'd like to sponsor a uterus but I'm easily distracted by other things...Can I arrange to have the uterus put down if I lose interest?" - one commenter

In the wake of Arizona's right-wing-nuttery, some creative responses. Another demand for Obama's Hawaii birth certificate spawned a petition - 17,000 names and counting - to prove Mitt Romney is not a unicorn. And after GOP Rep. Trent Franks (Arizona!) introduced an anti-abortion bill for D.C. but refused to allow Eleanor Holmes Norton to speak at its hearing, constituents of D.C.'s new "pretend mayor" came asking him to address other local issues like rats, bike lanes and parking signs.

"There are cockroaches everywhere. I know Mayor Franks is very, very concerned about what's happening in D.C. He wants to fix things."

Experimenting With Hate Crimes 101: Garry Trudeau is in fine form as Doonesbury takes on Mitt Romney's youthful "prank" of assaulting a gay teenager.

"Look, bullies are people too, my friend."