A Domino's Pizza in New York City has reportedly fired 20 employees who joined last week's nationwide fast food protests after they complained about unfair wages and lousy working conditions. The delivery workers - who are paid under $6 an hour and rely heavily on tips - had been asked to work extended hours inside, with no tips or raise to minimum wage. One of many NYC companies accused of various forms of wage theft, Domino's has already faced worldwide protests and charges of illegally firings. And their pizza is gross.

Mayor Bloomberg is defending his city's controversial stop-and-kiss program whereby the NYPD can kiss anyone - often black and Latino - they think looks suspicious. Great video from The Onion, which is evidently unknown to many dismayed people.

Finally, a Ted Cruz "non-partisan, fact-driven" coloring book from the folks who gave us Tea Party II: Why America Loves You" and other typo-ridden masterpieces. This fine work offers "his ideas for what he believes will help America grow," including why this "superhero" is "looked upon in adoration and abomination by some" and how he was virile and "epic" enough to talk in the Senate for 21 hours with "clairvoyant precision" about "the quickly approaching Obama Care disaster" which is "worse than any war." Also God and Constitution and hunting and go 'merica. The best part: Comments on Amazon, which alternately celebrate "A great fantasy book!" and complain, "The only crayon that seems to work is white."

"Like the Bible!! I particularly like the part where Cruz's parents put him in a basket of rushes, and set him afloat on the Atlantic where he drifts, guided by the hand of God, to Canada."