What else would you expect these convulsive days. This weekend, a massive out-of-control Chinese rocket is hurtling back to Earth while much of the world wonders, with a mix of anxiety and sheesh-what-next resignation, just where it will land and if they'll be under it. Amidst the apocalyptic bingo card gags and forecasts - Partly cloudy with a chance of rocket - many have proposed, in the name of karma, the perfect, poetic landing site. Oh please.