Donald Trump

It took the White House all day to devise an ostensible defense for its sick narcissist's claim the Democrats just imagined all those dead people in Puerto Rico - he's responding to "misinformation" - but the uproar came fast and fierce; many counseled he get help, stop lying, resign or fuck off. In the wake of his crossing yet another unthinkable line, others cited the too-little-noted carnage our inept clown's already done in P.R., Texas, North Carolina and God knows where else.