A new week at the circus after the usual follies: A leader who fumes/lies, doesn't know the name of his Defense Secretary and is, a minion admits, a hotelier pretending to be a president. Still, Andy Borowitz is here to give us hope. Marie Kondo-like, he urges us to de-clutter the people's house by asking, "Does this spark joy?" We've culled Bannon, Nielson, Bolton, Sanders. Now, once "that garish orange thing" is gone, we might find underneath "things you forgot you even had, like democracy."