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Iranian Aircraft Carriers in the Gulf of Mexico: It Can’t Happen Here
Exclusive: New Iranian Commando Team Operating Near U.S.
(Tehran, FNA) The Fars News Agency has confirmed with the Republican Guard’s North American Operations Command that a new elite Iranian commando team is operating in the U.S.-Mexican border region. The primary day-to-day mission of the team, known as the Joint Special Operations Gulf of Mexico Task Force, or JSOG-MTF, is to mentor Mexican military units in the border areas in their war with the deadly drug cartels. The task force provides “highly trained personnel that excel in uncertain environments,” Maj. Amir Arastoo, a spokesman for Republican Guard special operations forces in North America, tells Fars, and “seeks to confront irregular threats...”
The unit began its existence in mid-2009 -- around the time that Washington rejected the Iranian leadership’s wish for a new diplomatic dialogue. But whatever the task force does about the United States -- or might do in the future -- is a sensitive subject with the Republican Guard. “It would be inappropriate to discuss operational plans regarding any particular nation,” Arastoo says about the U.S.
Okay, so I made that up. Sue me. But first admit that, a line or two in, you knew it was fiction. After all, despite the talk about American decline, we are still on a one-way imperial planet. Yes, there is a new U.S. special operations team known as Joint Special Operations Task Force-Gulf Cooperation Council, or JSOTF-GCC, at work near Iran and, according to Wired magazine’s Danger Room blog, we really don’t quite know what it’s tasked with doing (other than helping train the forces of such allies as Bahrain and Saudi Arabia).
And yes, the quotes are perfectly real, just out of the mouth of a U.S. “spokesman for special-operations forces in the Mideast,” not a representative of Iran’s Republican Guard. And yes, most Americans, if they were to read about the existence of the new special ops team, wouldn’t think it strange that U.S. forces were edging up to (if not across) the Iranian border, not when our “safety” was at stake.
Reverse the story, though, and it immediately becomes a malign, if unimaginable, fairy tale. Of course, no Iranian elite forces will ever operate along the U.S. border. Not in this world. Washington wouldn’t live with it and it remains the military giant of giants on this planet. By comparison, Iran is, in military terms, a minor power.
Any Iranian forces on the Mexican border would represent a crossing of one of those “red lines” that U.S. officials are always talking about and so an international abomination to be dealt with severely. More than that, their presence would undoubtedly be treated as an act of war. It would make screaming headlines here. The Republican candidates for the presidency would go wild. You know the rest. Think about the reaction when Attorney General Eric Holder announced that an Iranian-American used-car salesman from Texas had contacted a Mexican drug cartel as part of a bizarre plot supposedly hatched by senior members of the elite Iranian Quds Force to assassinate the Saudi ambassador in a Washington restaurant and possibly bomb the Saudi and Israeli embassies as well.
Though doubts were soon raised about the likelihood of such an Iranian plot, the outrage in the U.S. was palpable. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton insisted that it “crosses a line that Iran needs to be held to account for.” The Wall Street Journal labeled it “arguably an act of war,” as did Congressman Peter King, chairman of the House Homeland Security Committee. Speaker of the House John Boehner termed it “a very serious breach of international behavior,” while House Intelligence Committee Chairman Mike Rogers swore that it crossed “a very dangerous threshold” and called for “unprecedented” action by the Obama administration.
On the other hand, no one here would claim that a U.S. special operations team edging up to the Iranian border was anything out of the ordinary or that it potentially crossed any lines, red or otherwise, or was a step beyond what the international community accepts. In fact, the news, such as it was, caused no headlines in the press, no comments on editorial pages, nothing. After all, everyone knows that Iranians would be the equivalent of fish out of water in Mexico, but that Americans are at home away from home in the Persian Gulf (as in most other places on Earth).
The Iranian “War” Against America
Nonetheless, just for the heck of it, let’s suspend the laws of political and military gravity and pile up a few more fairy-tale-ish details.
Imagine that, in late 2007, Iran's ruling mullahs and their military advisors had decided to upgrade already significant covert activities against Washington, including cross-border operations, and so launched an intensification of its secret campaign to “destabilize” the country’s leadership -- call it a covert war if you will -- funded by hundreds of millions of dollars of oil money; that they (or their allies) supported armed oppositional groups hostile to Washington; that they flew advanced robot drones on surveillance missions in the country's airspace; that they imposed ever escalating sanctions, which over the years caused increased suffering among the American people, in order to force Washington to dismantle its nuclear arsenal and give up the nuclear program (military and peaceful) that it had been pursuing since 1943; that they and an ally developed and launched a computer worm meant to destroy American centrifuges and introduced sabotaged parts into its nuclear supply chain; that they encouraged American nuclear scientists to defect; that one of their allies launched an assassination program against American nuclear scientists and engineers, killing five of them on the streets of American cities; that they launched a global campaign to force the world not to buy key American products, including Hollywood movies, iPhones, iPods, and iPads, and weaponry of any sort by essentially embargoing American banking transactions.
Imagine as well that an embattled American president declared the Gulf of Mexico to be off-limits to Iranian aircraft carriers and threatened any entering its waters with dire consequences. In response, the Iranians promptly sent their aircraft carrier, the Mossadegh, and its battle group of accompanying ships directly into Gulf waters not far from Florida and then stationed a second carrier, the Khomeini, and its task force in the nearby Caribbean as support. (Okay, the Iranians don't have aircraft carriers, but just for a moment, suspend disbelief.)
And keep in mind that, in this outlandish scenario, all of the above would only be what we knew about or suspected. You would have to assume that there were also still-unknown aspects to their in-the-shadows campaign of regime change against Washington.
Now, pinned to Iran, that list looks absurd. Were such things to have happened (even in a far more limited fashion), they would have been seen across the American political spectrum as an abomination (and rightly so), a morass of illegal, illegitimate, and immoral acts and programs that would have to be opposed at all costs. As you also know perfectly well, it is a description of just what we do know or suspect that the U.S. has done, alone or in concert with its ally Israel, or what, in the case of the assassination operations against nuclear scientists (and possibly an explosion that destroyed much of an Iranian missile base, killing a major general and 16 others), Israel has evidently done on its own, but possibly with the covert agreement of Washington.
And yet you can search the mainstream news far and wide without seeing words like “illegal,” “illegitimate,” or "immoral” or even “a very serious breach of international behavior” applied to them, though you can certainly find sunny reports on our potential power to loose destruction in the region, the sorts of articles that, if they were in the state-controlled Iranian press, we would consider propaganda.
While the other three presidential candidates were baying for Iranian blood at a recent Republican debate, it was left to Ron Paul, the ultimate outsider, to point out the obvious: that the latest round of oil sanctions being imposed by Washington and just agreed to by the European Union, meant to prohibit the sale of Iranian oil on the international market, was essentially an “act of war,” and that it preceded recent Iranian threats (an unlikely prospect, by the way) to close the Strait of Hormuz, through which much of the planet’s oil flows.
And keep in mind, the covert war against Iran is ostensibly aimed at a nuclear weapon that does not exist, that the country’s leaders claim they are not building, that the best work of the American intelligence community in 2007 and 2010 indicated was not yet on the horizon. (At the moment, at worst, the Iranians are believed to be working toward "possible breakout capacity" -- that is, the ability to relatively “quickly” build a nuclear weapon, if the decision were made.) As for nuclear weapons, we have 5,113 warheads that we don't doubt are necessary for our safety and the safety of the planet. These are weapons that we implicitly trust ourselves to have, even though the United States remains the only country ever to use nuclear weapons, obliterating two Japanese cities at the cost of perhaps 200,000 civilian deaths. Similarly, we have no doubt that the world is safe with Israel possessing up to 200 nuclear weapons, a near civilization-destroying (undeclared) arsenal. But it is our conviction that an Iranian bomb, even one, would end life as we know it.
Added to that fear is the oft-cited fact that Iran is run by a mullahtariat that oppresses any opposition. That, however, only puts it in league with U.S. allies in the region like Bahrain, whose monarchy has shot down, beaten up, and jailed its opposition, and the Saudis, who have fiercely repressed their own dissidents. Nor, in terms of harm to its people, is Iran faintly in a league with past U.S. allies like General Augusto Pinochet of Chile, who launched a U.S.-backed military coup against a democratically elected government on September 11, 1973, killing more than died in the 9/11 attacks of 2001, or the Indonesian autocrat Suharto on whom the deaths of at least half a million of his people are usually pinned.
Washington At Home in the World
Here, then, is a little necessary context for the latest round of Iran-mania in the U.S.: Washington has declared the world its oyster and garrisons the planet in a historically unique way -- without direct colonies but with approximately 1,000 bases worldwide (not including those in war zones or ones the Pentagon prefers not to acknowledge). That we do so, unique as it may be in the records of empire, strikes us as anything but odd and so is little discussed here. One of the reasons is simple enough. What’s called our “safety” and “security” has been made a planetary issue. It is, in fact, the planetary standard for action, though one only we (or our closest allies) can invoke. Others are held to far more limiting rules of behavior.
As a result, a U.S. president can now send drones and special operations forces just about anywhere to kill just about anyone he designates as a threat to our security. Since we are everywhere, and everywhere at home, and everywhere have “interests,” we may indeed be threatened anywhere. Wherever we’ve settled in -- and in the Persian Gulf, as an example, we’re deeply entrenched -- new “red lines” have been created that others are prohibited from crossing. No one, after all, can infringe on our safety.
In support of our interests -- which, speaking truthfully, are also the interests of oil -- we could covertly overthrow an Iranian government in 1953 (starting the whole train of events that led to this crisis moment in the Persian Gulf), and we can again work to overthrow an Iranian government in 2012. The only issue seriously discussed in this country is: How exactly can we do it, or can we do it at all (without causing ourselves irreparably greater harm)? Effectiveness, not legality or morality, is the only measurement. Few in our world (and who else matters?) question our right to do so, though obviously the right of any other state to do something similar to us or one of our allies, or to retaliate or even to threaten to retaliate, should we do so, is considered shocking and beyond all norms, beyond every red line when it comes to how nations (except us) should behave.
This mindset, and the acts that have gone with it, have blown what is, at worst, a modest-sized global problem up into an existential threat, a life-and-death matter. Iran as a global monster now nearly fills what screen-space there is for foreign enemies in the present American moment. Yet, despite its enormous energy reserves, it is a shaky regional power, ruled by a faction-ridden set of fundamentalists (but not madmen), the most hardline of whom seem at the moment ascendant (in no small part due to American and Israeli policies). The country has a relatively modest military budget, and no recent history of invading other states. It has been under intense pressure of every sort for years now and the strains are showing. The kind of pressure the U.S. and its allies have been exerting creates the basis for madness -- or for terrible miscalculation followed by inevitable tragedy.
In an election year in the U.S., little of this is apparent. The Republicans, Ron Paul aside, have made Iran the entrée du jour on the American (and Israeli) security menu, a situation that couldn’t be more absurdly out of proportion or more dangerous. In fact, when it comes to “American security,” our fundamentalists are off on another rampage with the Obama administration following behind.
Just as a small exercise to restore some sense of proportion, stop for a moment the next time you hear of American or Israeli plans for the further destabilization of Iran and think: what would we do if the Iranians were planning something similar for us?
It’s one small way to begin, individually, to imagine a planet on which everyone might experience some sense of security. And here’s the oddest thing, given the blowback that could come from a blowup in the Persian Gulf, it might even make us all safer.


38 Comments so far
Show All"Okay, so I made that up. Sue me."
Be careful what you wish for, old man...
That was a pretty MSM way of writing about this thing.
I had higher regard for you, now a peg lower.
Peace
Pet
FWIW, PetMuse, I also thought this hypothetical was needlessly gimmicky.
gimmicky
What do you mean? And why would gimmicky be a bad thing anyway? It might be useful.
With nothing to support your dismissive "gimmicky", it looks like a case of a hit-and-run.
That was a pretty MSM way
I didn't think so. Why would you think so?
I can'y imagine any MSM source publishing anything like Tom Englehardt's articles. With his views and his truth-telling and facts and syntheses of what is going on, he potentially is a problem for the war-makers if his views were widely broadcast as much as the views of someone like, say, our media stars Wilhelm Kristolnacht and cute l'il David ("Gomer") Brooks,- people who get lots of press time and print space despite being far inferior to Englehardt in every way imaginable.
So he's shut out of what we call the MSM. 100%, as far as I know.
Why do you imagine that Iranian military couldN'T be operating in Mexico? Communist Chinese military training units have trained Mexican soldiers on how to operate weapons fdelivery systems in recent years.
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The Chinese concern me even more than any imagined Iranian operations.
Your concern is inscrutable.
Ah yes, there is John Bolton.
Isn't it funny though, if Iran did do that...the Amerika community would say...terrorists...racists...rag heads. Yet when Amerika are doing it to others it is, we #1 we the best, we want worlwide democracy for civilians.
Fucking grow up and remember to get respect you have to earn it. No wonder the country is stuffed...more money for wars but cannot afford to feed...clothe...or even give medical treatment to ones that need it.
God bless America....noone else will.
It couldn't happen because they don't have the military power to make it happen.
Any way, the Gulf of Mexico, like the Straits of Hormuz are international waters. Can't close them under any circumstances.
"To traverse the Strait, ships pass through the territorial waters of Iran and Oman under the transit passage provisions of the United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strait_of_Hormuz
You are still a bloody FAUX buffoon. Your analysis is straight of the right wing playbook. And I will still wager with you that the Chinese and Russian will step in when your right-wing counterparts decide anythiing funny off the straights of hormuz. \
When David took on Goliath, I bet Goliath had the same thought process like you...
"When David took on Goliath, I bet Goliath had the same thought process like you.." It is a shame that we can't think clearly on the subject of who was defending his homeland and who was the invader in that Biblical story. But here's a hint: Goliath was the Palestinian (Philistine) and David was one of the invaders who was using superior technology. A slingshot might look low-tech to us but back then it was an advancement over arms, human arms, regardless of how large they were.
I always felt kind of sorry for old Goliath. I imagine him being a guy like Andre the Giant. Which would change the whole meme about little David being a hero.
To this day, Israel tries to portray itself as the little, clever (and God-supported) David bravely standing against the Goliath of the Arab, Palestinian and Persian infidels. Of course little David's arsenal is a bit more robust than a sling, but the mythology maintains Israel's useful victim status and its unwavering support from the Diaspora.
End U.S. exceptionalism, respect Interantional law, prosecute those that start wars on false pretenses and torture...
The problem is a corrupt, demoralized, and decadent congress; a partial, rather than impartial, Supreme Court; and a Justice Department does not want criminal prosecutions of ANYHING from the past 12 years or so, except for trying to show cojones, and failing, by going after file sharers and pot smokers, insterad of international war criminals who could be picked up and put behind bars today, were there an indictment from Holder's office.
And this attitude must be based in various people's- quite a few of them- personal fears of being prosecuted. It too a lot of people signing on to the "lie express" to make the wars happen and keep them going, and MANY people are culpable.
And we seem to have a Justice Department which has zero interest in prosecuting the WORST crimes, and leaves the mass murderers, traitors, and torturers free to go about their lucrative side businesses.
When the legal system is in bed with the criminals, this is what you get. Holder is not going to prosecute anyone worth prosecuting.
These men are not their own men. They are soldiers. They are not like real public servants but capos. I'm not being metaphorical.
It's easy to cast blame on the three branches of government, but it's We the People who put them there (ignoring, for the moment, the corruption of elections, etc), and it's We the People who tolerate the misuse and abuse of power.
If Arab peoples can defy their totalitarian governments and bring them down, what's keeping us from doing the same? More hat than cattle? More talk than walk?
The successes of the labor struggles in the US were due to strikes, walk-outs, slow-downs and boycotts. Stop feeding the system and it has to relent.
We the People could do to our government what our government is doing to Iran - cut off the flow of money. If We the People would let go of our fear and stop paying taxes to fund Empire, then the whole imperial machine would come to a halt.
"If Arab peoples can defy their totalitarian governments and bring them down, what's keeping us from doing the same? More hat than cattle? More talk than walk?"
It's two things imo: first, most of the West has a level of general well-being that's, you know, enough for most people not to rebel (that a lot of the fruits of imperialism are in fact shared with the general population of the exploiting countries is a different question - that may not be necessary imo); and second, the highly refined social "liberal democratic" systems of control: mainly its propaganda and educational systems and the pseudo-democratic rituals. Yeah, I know it was a rhetorical queation :-)
Thing is, there are quite a few Westerners (not just Americans) who are fearing an Islamic caliphate and think it's already growing and so on. Just google "sharia law caliphate usa" or anything like that, you'll get wonderful sites like shariafreeusa.com etc etc. There is a significant number of people who believe this even here in Hungary, which shows that idiocy travels pretty fucking fast. Certainly easier to find someone who believes this crap than another Marxist :-/ (Which is of course just as well, the soviet version of Marxism isn't exactly to my liking, I much prefer the anglo-saxon "schools" (if you could call them that) because of their "empiricism".)
From her in the U.S. mid-west, I agree with you. I eel that spreading religious bigotry is extremely dangerous, and is a major, not a minor, factor in feeding the wars and war mentality.
In one of his short stories, Isaac Rosenfeld wrote "We become like our enemies". That is clearly happening in the United States, and seems to be unstoppable.It is like a mad elephant.
To say "we become like our enemies" suggests that our corruption followed from theirs, that is wasn't our own corruption that led us to define so many as "enemy".
I prefer Pogo's perception: "We have met the enemy, and he is us".
Tom, did you not realise that the US has deity-sanctioned double-standards and are doing God's will? Exceptionalism (and business) is all.
Sanctuary noted,"US has deity-sanctioned double-standards and are doing God's will"
From Luther, REICH originally referred to the Kingdom of God. Church was huge in the 3rd Reich, how less so the 4th? Organized religions are perfect for producing a herd of slavish , yet arrogant (chosen tribe/people), sheeple: self-delusional, willfully obtuse, fearful cowards, full of hate (Crusaders), Soldiers of God; killer Sheeple.
True 'nuff. But, in spite of the aphorism "There are no atheists in foxholes", atheists and secular humanists also wage war. Nationalism, nativism, white or Anglo-Saxon supremacy are just as rabid as any institutional religion.
You forgot the worst of them all: market fundamentalism :-)
So the word from the media writers is that closing the Straights would be harder on Iran than the US and the rest of the oil buyers.
But they all fail to consider if the sanctions forbid official purchase of oil and anything connected with Iran and it’s Central Bank, why would Iran care about the lose of selling oil once they can’t sell it in the spring? They may close it or may not but humans under stress of war react in serious ways... like hitting back.
Also this article, well written, fails to mention that China and India has said they will not go along with the ban... so the USA and Western Europe make instant enemies of India and China and who thinks Russia will obey the US?
Iran is prepared for any sacrifice for its pride and sovereignty but the USA is not prepared for any consequence of this insanity. Does anyone think Iran will surrender once it starts?
I know folks will probably tell me this will be great for the war machine and the super rich, but I don’t think greed for more power and money is gonna save their asses for long after a new war gets out of the planning stage we hear about and goes on and on. Even the Pentagon has not said anything about a quick war with Iran’s public cheering like all the past ones that we are still losing.
They now talk about their “secret” plans as if nobody already knows. If I was stoned this might sound more serious and I will laugh if Obama loses the Jewish vote anyway once it gets underway.
They act like they want India, Pakistan, China and Russia just to mention a few Nations to unite against American Exceptionalism since even big banksters are talking about the shaky ground of the Dollar and Capitalism.
They are not as clever as they purport.
"Okay, so I made that up. Sue me."
Sometimes you have to take a "step too far" to reach dullards.
Very logical, walk a mile in my shoes tale.
The biggest flaw in the American character today is not owning up to mistakes we make and falling back on the old "American Exceptionalism" smoke screen. Blowback is real.
MISTAKES? 'Mericans don't make no mistakes, so we never hafta apologize.
I liked Tom's line... "Iran is run by a mullahtariat that oppresses any opposition" which reminds me that D.C. is also run by a 'mullahtariat' of sorts that oppresses any opposition as well. Here in the U.S. we have replaced religious fundamentalism with nationalism. Just like any mainstream faith we blindly follow our "leaders" with automatic responses like 'support the troops', 'they hate our freedom' and 'the freest country on the planet'. American fundamentalism is extreme in both its narrow perspective, thirst for blood and hate for anyone or any group who doesn't embrace the official mantra. Our chants of "U.S.A....U.S.A...." when some suspected terrorist has been murdered is akin to the chants of "Allah Akbar" (God is Great) in the streets of the Middle East. Of course the level of propaganda is far more sophisticated in the U.S. than in the Middle East and unfortunately far more effective. It is so effective that the average American could strap explosives to his body, walk into a wedding party half way around the world and blow themselves up on the orders of our Pentagon fully believing that they were 'protecting our way of life' and 'keeping America safe'. Yet the connection between a fundamentalist and a Nationalist is seldom made. One is nuts, the other is patriotic. Until we as a nation can begin to question our own version of fundamentalism, our fanatical commitment to waging war against non-beleivers, will continue for a long time.
It's not as simple as nationalism. Three quarters of Americans identify as Christians with a majority saying it plays a very important role in their lives. We have a volatile mix of rabid nationalism, fundamentalist Christianity and unwavering Zionism that infuses our military as much as our population.
"As for nuclear weapons, we have 5,113 warheads that we don't doubt are necessary for our safety and the safety of the planet. These are weapons that we implicitly trust ourselves to have, even though the United States remains the only country ever to use nuclear weapons, obliterating two Japanese cities at the cost of perhaps 200,000 civilian deaths. "
While we're at it, why not mention the vast amounts of depleted uranium in the bombs we have dorpped/fired off without conscience or honor in the Middle East in the past decade?
Depleted uranium. What a lie. Fully depleted uranium is non-radioactive lead. But, hey, you know, it's DEPLETED, so you know, like, umm, not dangerous to, like, umm, living things. Bastards.
Why anyone who advertise their ignorance is beyond me. Depleted uranium is uranium, not lead, and the half life of various uranium isotopes is from the hundreds of million to billions of years. In other words, it's radioactive virtually forever.
"Just as a small exercise to restore some sense of proportion, stop for a moment the next time you hear of American or Israeli plans for the further destabilization of Iran and think: what would we do if the Iranians were planning something similar for us?
It’s one small way to begin, individually, to imagine a planet on which everyone might experience some sense of security. And here’s the oddest thing, given the blowback that could come from a blowup in the Persian Gulf, it might even make us all safer."
Some of us have done just that. Everytime I hear a braggadocia media report of a US warship being stationed in the area I think what right do we have to do that. I wonder why our congress never reacts same way.
Nice article, but why not mention the root cause of this madness ?
The U.S. military is muscle for corporate imperialism.
Iran is serious competition for U.S. oil corporations seeking hegemony over oil and gas resources and global markets.
Iran has already complete it's portion of the IPI (Iran Pakistan India) gas pipeline which will negate the TAPI pipeline (Turkmenistan Afghanistan Pakistan India) gas pipeline that would open huge markets for Big Oil.
The criminal U.S. government is quite willing to waste $Trillions of public tax dollars to subsidize the global agendas of private oil corporations while creating a great deal of human suffering.
This is public debt for private profit and a transfer of wealth from the many to the few, to say nothing of crimes against humanity.
Dullards are lagely impervios to incongruity, likewise reality, but keep swingin Tom.
Yes, Mr. Engel hardt. You're dead on. But now what?
What goes around, comes around... Decades of supporting oppressive tyrannical regimes, results in having to PAY the blood, treasure, social, economic and political costs of ignoring the suffering of The*People whom your system has taken advantage of and denied freedoms compassion. The brutality started long ago with your actions and will result in the death of many from all sides... As responsibility and accountability have their price, Time to pay the piper...
Want GLOBAL security and economic recovery ?? Air drop tens of thousands of washing machines and the myriad of other American made products into Afghanistan and every other poverty stricken area of conflict, and in six months their women will be demanding peace, running water, electricity, schools, education, and all the things YOUR-WARS have denied them, accomplished for a pittance of the social, global economic cost of endlessly killing each other.
C.H.A.O.S.