Hey peeps, good news! The tinpot tyrant resigned on a napkin! He caved to a women-led, multi-racial grassroots resistance - sippy-cup sit-ins! a floof blockade! - and fled to Yalta, leaving Pence to a “clipped-duck” term as progressives celebrated 64 groundbreaking bills, from Green New Deal to Medicare for All. Sigh. In fact, the news comes from a fake Washington Post, aka The Yes Men, complete with action guide and “blueprint to help us reclaim our democracy.” Let it be, please.