Backing down after defeat at the hands of a Trump-appointed judge, the White House restored Jim Acosta's press pass, then swiftly, dare we say vengefully issued new rules aimed at curbing more "unprofessional behavior," like asking Il Douche a question he doesn't like. The rules - ask a single question, yield the floor pronto, lose access with "failure to abide" - were denounced by critics who note the folly of mandating "decorum" only for those interviewing "persons totally lacking any."