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A column by Abby Zimet
A column by Abby Zimet

Crazy Like A Fox: Pissing On the Libs, Literally

In an admirable, longstanding tradition, heedful Americans are taking pragmatic, science-based precautions against a lethal virus that has killed 900,000, is hospitalizing record numbers, and persists with almost 700,000 cases a day. LOL. Just kidding. In moronic fact, cranks still roam the land - herd immunity! - and the head of a dubious Vaccine Police now advocates drinking your own piss - "it may seem a bit cray-cray" - because "antitodal" evidence says urine therapy works, he's done it for 23 years, and "God’s given us everything we need," except maybe a working brain.

Abby Zimet · Jan 10, 2022

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