Mark Morford

Mark Morford's new book, 'The Daring Spectacle: Adventures in Deviant Journalism,' is now available at daringspectacle.com, Amazon, BN.com, and beyond. Join Mark on Facebook and Twitter, or email him. His website is markmorford.com. Mark's column appears every Wednesday on SFGate.

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Sunday, January 08, 2017
California Floods, America Burns, Irony Explodes
The bloated orange president-elect is in love with dumb-thug Russians, tweets about himself in the third person and is readying his murder of conspiracy-minded billionaire-idiots to lead the nation into the darkest, most shamelessly corrupt period in our short history, all undertaken with a sexual...
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Friday, February 19, 2016
Will Obama Destroy America Before It’s Too Late?
America! Something is amiss. We are in the final throes of a desperate situation, and the numbers just aren’t adding up. What can be done? The facts are almost too dreadful to discuss: No matter how you slice it, spin it, or openly lie about it like Ted Cruz on a ketamine bender, it’s become...
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Tuesday, December 15, 2015
Jesus in America Today: Spit Upon, Beaten, Banned
Here is Jesus H. Christ, walking around modern America, right now. Can you imagine him? Here is, in other words, a dark-skinned, bearded, unkempt Middle Eastern Jew, acting all kinds of suspicious, ranting on street corners and hanging around with prostitutes and fanatics, rejecting money, violence...
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Tuesday, August 11, 2015
Coca-Cola Asks: How Stupid Are You, Really?
It’s a pertinent question, sadly: Just how dumb are you, average American? How gullible, how blindly trusting of corporate double-speak, of murky science, the idea that companies famous for making drinks that burn rust off your car really care about your health? If you’re the Coca-Cola company (or...
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Friday, June 26, 2015
Love Prevails! Gay Marriage is the Law in America
Antonin Scalia is furious , of course, attacking everyone and everything, including Justice Kennedy’s writing style, hippies, California and fortune cookies . Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker is puffing out his scrawny white male chest , wailing for a Constitutional amendment. Other nutballs and...
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Wednesday, October 29, 2014
Don’t Believe Women Are Endlessly Harassed? Watch This
It’s a little surprising someone didn’t think of this before. But here it is: hard evidence, irrefutable proof, upwards of 100 undeniable examples revealing just what kinds of casual, routine harassment await any young, “normal” American woman strolling around the city by herself, in a single day...
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Wednesday, August 20, 2014
Tear Gas for the Huddled Masses
Is it possible That weapons somehow create The urge to use them? (via NYT ) Fun fact: Violence fetishizes itself. Worships. Adores itself with psychotic levels of megalomania and self-aggrandizement – sociopathic and chilling and face-slappingly obvious throughout all of human history. You know? Of...
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Wednesday, September 18, 2013
Russell Brand and the Genius Celebrity
Who you got?
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Thursday, March 14, 2013
37 Percent of People Completely Lost
Six percent of Americans believe in unicorns. Thirty-six percent believe in UFOs. A whopping 24 percent believe dinosaurs and man hung out together. Eighteen percent still believe the sun revolves around the Earth. Nearly 30 percent believe cloud computing involves… actual clouds . A shockingly sad 18 percent, to this very day, believe the president is a Muslim. Aren’t they cute?
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Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Death To All Guns
Is it time? Can we just say it outright? Let’s try it: Guns are, socially and ethically, devastating. Worthless. They add nothing of positive, intrinsic value to a culture, a people, a country. They only diminish, destroy, display an awesome sense of malformed ego and disastrously warped humanity.
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