The latest news that Justice Lying Beer Bong is a serial sexual predator - and that the louts in power worked to cover it up - is dismally unsurprising. More unexpected is the unholy mess the New York Times made of the story: They buried the news, ran it as "opinion," then teased it by vilely positing that a drunken dick shoved in your face "may seem like harmless fun.” Say what? Enduring lesson from the entitled and immune: "Fun is what I do to you," and why aren't you laughing?