Jun 20, 2022
A teenage boy in a black trench coat walks down a school hallway.
A young girl abruptly turns a corner and is about to walk past when she stops and notices an oblong shape in his coat.
He pulls out an AR-15 and points it at her head.
She gasps. He smiles.
"Hold it right there, Patrick," says a voice behind him.
"Mr. Callahan?" The boy says starting to bring the barrel around.
'Uh-uh. Stop right there," says the voice shoving something in the boy's back.
"I know what you're thinking," the teacher continues. "My homeroom teacher, Mr. Callahan, has a gun in his desk. Did he remember to bring it with him to hall duty? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being it's a 500 S&W Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?"
Apparently, this is how Doug Mastriano thinks school shootings can best be prevented.
The Pennsylvania State Senator and Republican candidate for governor plans to introduce a bill allowing school employees to arm themselves while on school property if they have a concealed carry permit and pass a firearms course.
Not gun control. Not stopping teens from buying assault weapons. Not keeping guns out of the hands of the mentally ill.
Instead, arm the teachers. Arm the principals. Put a piece in the hands of Lunch Lady Doris. Maybe even the custodians will be packing heat with a bucket and mop.
This is not the kind of serious proposal Commonwealth residents deserve from a representative of the legislature or executive branch. It's not the kind of serious proposal you'd expect from a grown adult. Heck. It's not what you'd expect from a small child still unable to tie his own shoes.
School shootings are not action movie scenarios. They're not run-and-gun video games. They're not cops and robbers. They're real life.
They're the cause of elementary kids being decapitated by assault weapons fire.
They're the cause of fifth grade bodies so unrecognizable they have to be identified by their green Converse sneakers.
They're the cause of child sized coffins adorned with cartoon doggies and kitties - brightly colored friends to accompany little kids to their final resting places.
Mastriano's suggestion would be pathetic if it weren't so dangerous.
He thinks school shooters are attracted to places where they know people aren't armed.
However, history proves him wrong.
Lest we forget, there were police officers on both the campuses of Robb Elementary School in Texas and Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida, where shootings cumulatively took the lives of more than 30 students.
According to a 2021 JAMA Network study that looked at 133 school shootings from 1980 to 2019, armed guards did not significantly reduce injuries or deaths during school mass shootings.
In fact, when researchers controlled for location and school characteristic factors, "the rate of deaths was 2.83 times greater in schools with an armed guard present."
Put simply, school shootings are not rational activities subject to cost benefit analysis from the people contemplating doing them. Would-be shooters do not expect to come out alive. They don't care if there is armed resistance or not. In fact, the presence of armed resistance only encourages them to bring deadlier weaponry--especially semi-automatic guns.
That's why police in Uvalde, Texas, were too scared to go into Robb Elementary School and stop the perpetrator armed with an AR-15--perhaps the most common weapon used in school shootings.
And when trained police are afraid, Mastriano expects better from school staff--teachers, secretaries, aides, and nurses!!!?
A similar proposal permitting the arming of school employees passed the state Senate in June 2017 but it died in a House committee. In the district where I work as a middle school teacher, we talked about the issue at a staff meeting.
The few people who thought it was a good idea and said they would gladly bring a gun with them to school are nice people--but they're the last ones you'd want armed.
Moreover, we have a school resource officer who said he was not in favor of the measure because it would make things tougher for law enforcement responding to a shooting. It would make it that much more unclear who the shooter was and increase the chances of friendly fire.
It's hardly surprising Mastriano is making such boneheaded proposals.
He is an extremist who wants to destroy public education in favor or charter and voucher schools, take away people's freedom to choose what to do with their own bodies, discriminate against anyone with a different sexuality or religious belief and give away as much tax money as possible to private businesses.
Mastriano is either a fool who does not understand the issues or a patsy of the lunatic fringe of his party or both.
He wouldn't arm teachers with books, funding or resources to teach--just guns.
He is an embarrassment to the people of Franklin County who elected him to the legislature and the Republican base who chose him to represent them in the governor's race.
I know it's trendy for the GOP to pick the candidate most likely to piss off the people across the aisle, but this isn't a game.
Fools like Mastriano are going to get innocent people and their children killed--not to mention the suffering thousands will have to endure if his policies ever see the light of day.
He thinks the answer to school shootings is to turn the school librarian into Yosemite Sam.
If you vote for him in the general election, you will reap what you sow--misery and death.
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