Enabling Bullies

This July, traveling by Greyhound, I
arrived in Detroit from Windsor, Canada. A dog sniffed all passengers
for drugs, and a border agent checked our bags. U.S. citizens produced
IDs, while foreigners displayed visas and/or passports. Nothing was
out of the ordinary except for this exchange I had with an officer:

"Why are you going to Detroit?"

"I've never been here. I just want
to check it out."

"How long will you stay?"

"Just a couple of days."

"Where will you stay?"

"At a motel... on Jefferson Street,
I think." Normally, I can't instantly recall the street of my hotel,
or even its name.

"Where will you go after Detroit?"

"Home, to Philadelphia. I live in Philadelphia."

"Where did you buy this ticket?"

"Online."

"It says Dallas on your ticket."

"Huh, I don't know, maybe that's
the headquarters for Greyhound. I bought my ticket online."

Then he let me go. It was truly weird,
that brief grilling, and totally unnecessary. An American returning
home should not have to answer any of these questions. As long as I
carried no contraband, it should not matter why I was going to Detroit,
how long I would stay, or where I bought my ticket. The only two tasks
of our border agents are 1) To stop anyone from entering this country
illegally, and 2) To prevent people from bringing banned substances
into the U.S. Maybe this officer simply assumed that there were no legitimate
reasons for anyone to visit Detroit? But so what if I was irrational
or insane? He still had to let me in. Maybe I had a dollar in my pocket
and wanted to buy a spacious home, right outside downtown. Maybe I couldn't
wait to have a Coney Island hot dog, then a raccoon quiche... Again,
an American coming home should not have to explain himself, especially
if he was arriving from Canada, and not an enemy country like North
Korea. Maybe I had no place to stay in Detroit and was ready to join
the thousands sleeping on its empty lots or inside its abandoned buildings.
He still had to let me in. What would he do if I gave an unsatisfying
answer? Kick me back to Canada?

It's only routine to ask foreign nationals
for where they would stay while in the U.S. On October 28th, 2002, National
Review examined the visa applications of 15 of the 9/11
alleged hijackers. (Four applications were not available.) Of these,
only one listed an address. The rest scribbled nonsensical answers such
as "Wasantwn," "Hotel D.C.," "Hotel" or "JKK Whyndham
Hotel." One simply wrote "NO," as to where he would stay. There
were additional problems with each of these applications, yet all the
men were granted visas, absurdly enough. The attitude of these alleged
hijackers was not just casual, it was flippant, as if they knew this
annoying procedure was entirely unnecessary, a mere formality.

Similarly, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab,
the underwear bomber, could expect to fly from Amsterdam to Detroit
without a passport. With the right string pulled, who needs a
stupid document? Before boarding, Abdulmutallab was spotted by an American
couple, lawyer Kurt Haskell and his wife, Lori. This shabbily dressed,
23-year-old Nigerian was accompanied by a suited, Indian-looking man
around 50-years-old. The odd pair caught the Haskells' attention.
Speaking in American accented English, the Indian-looking man intervened
with the ticket agent to get Abdulmutallab onboard, "He is from
Sudan, we do this all the time." Who are "we," Haskell would wonder
later, if not the U.S. government?

Abdulmutallab then tried to blow up the
plane, but eighty grams of PETN couldn't explode without a blasting
cap. Bumbling Umar didn't know that, however, so only his crotch was
martyred. Online, Abdulmutallab had often complained about controlling
his sex drive, how even "The hair of a woman can easily arouse a man,"
how, despite much effort, he couldn't always lower his gaze at the
sight of female flesh. Perhaps Abdulmutallab was only trying to purify
himself by making mince meat out of his ragingly persistent endowment.
Down, boy, down! The lives of the hundreds of infidels were just an
extra bonus.

Not amused, Kurt Haskell wanted to know
who this Indian-looking man was. When the F.B.I. visited him four days
after the incident, Haskell asked if they had brought the Amsterdam
security video so he could help to identify this enabler of terrorism,
"but they acted as though my request was ridiculous." There was
no follow up investigation. Someone did bother to phone Haskell, however,
to warn him, rather menacingly, that it was "in [his] best interest
to stop talking publicly" about this episode.

So people who should be stopped are not
stopped, but Americans returning home are sometimes subjected to ridiculous
questions, or worse. In January of this year, journalist and photographer
Michael Yon was handcuffed at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport for
refusing to answer a question about his annual salary. "When they
handcuffed me," Yon relates, "I said that no country has ever treated
me so badly. Not China. Not Vietnam. Not Afghanistan. Definitely not
Singapore or India or Nepal or Germany, not Brunei, not Indonesia, or
Malaysia, or Kuwait or Qatar or United Arab Emirates. No country has
treated me with the disrespect that can be expected from our border
bullies." Yon concluded that a question about his income had nothing
to do with airport security, and he was right, obviously. It only takes
common sense to figure that out, except that our national security is
no longer based on common sense.

In 2008, at Lubbock Airport, Mandi Hamlin
was forced to remove her nipple rings before she could board a flight.
As male TSA agents snickered nearby, she had to use pliers to take one
off. Why was her humiliating and painful ordeal necessary? How could
nipple rings ever be a security threat, unless, of course, it's not
about security at all, but power.

Also in 2008, Robert Perry, a 71-year-old
man in a wheelchair, was at Chicago's O'Hare Airport when he set
off the metal detector. Perry explained that it was likely his artificial
knee that had caused the alarm, but a TSA agent still pulled his pants
down in view of other passengers. Humiliated, Perry asked to see a supervisor.
She came but, instead of showing common sense or, God forbid, compassion,
only pounded on her chest, "I have power! I have power! I have power!"
How asinine must you be to assume that there was even a remotest chance
that this old man had implanted a bomb inside his own knee? No fresh
suture marks, see? Are you happy now?

Of course, it's not about security
or common sense, but power. At its essence, power is always the ability
to dictate, control or violate another body. Power means "I can lay
my hand on you," if not, "I can fuck you up." The sexual aspect
is not incidental. Before a black man was lynched, he was often stripped
naked and displayed. Stripped naked, Iraqi prisoners were forced to
perform humiliating acts and/or stacked onto pyramids. Perhaps we should
replace the generic pyramid on our dollar bill with disrobed detainees?
They don't have to be foreigners, since we also strip our domestic
prisoners. Perhaps we can have pyramids of naked airline passengers
on dollar bills? Novus ordo seclorum, New order of the ages!

Power is also the ability to be unjust,
irrational or merely stupid. Although it makes no sense, I will do this
to you because I can. Take the current prohibition against taking photos
in certain places. A real terrorist would not take a photo, then plant
a bomb. He would just plant his bomb. Again, it's not really about
security, but power. Even as Big Brother sees through your clothes,
he can arrest you for snapping a photo in public.

As we experience further turbulence in
the years ahead, economically and socially, expect to see more bullying
from our government and its agents, even the pettiest. Especially the
pettiest. Unwilling to restore meaning and purpose, they will subject
their subjects to more absurd orders. Craving solutions, many of us
will mistake their ridiculous commands for answers.