You Break It, You Own It (Or, What The Hell Did You Think Would Happen?)
Doesn't your heart just break for the grandees of the Republican Party?
They've had the shit kicked out of them in presidential election after presidential election, and the forecast trends in national demographics suggest that, looking forward, these last decades will be seen as the GOP's grand old days. So, knowing this, the big-wigs got together after the last debacle in 2012 and decided, "Hey, we've got to stop alienating the damn Mexicans. There's too many of them!"