Hurricane Maria

Jake Johnson, staff writer
"For far too long, the U.S. government has failed the people of Puerto Rico. That must end."
Jake Johnson, staff writer
"The people are not going to go away. That's what he's hoping for, but we...
Jessica Corbett, staff writer
protest against Ricardo Rosselló
"We are rising up because we deserve better."


Secretary of Cruelty Nielsen is out, also the Secret Service chief and others dubbed not Nazi enough in a Miller-staged purge at an increasingly depraved Homeland Security obsessed with keeping out poor brown people. The civilized consensus: Nielsen should be locked in one of her frigid hieleras, or at least be locked out of think tanks and Fortune 500 firms, because people who put kids in cages and commit crimes against humanity "should be shunned and excluded from polite society."