Kenny Stancil

"Killing affirmative action will have a devastating impact on Black, Hispanic, and Native students," wrote one journalist, "and such a ruling would be totally unjustified by the text or history of the Constitution."

Trump's request comes after a federal appeals court paved the way for the Internal Revenue Service to turn over his tax returns to the Democratic-led House Ways and Means Committee.

Deploying "bombers to Australia sends a strong message to adversaries about our ability to project lethal air power," said the U.S. Air Force, alarming anti-war advocates.

"If Oz does not believe that we need a higher minimum wage, then he should move out of his ten mansions and live on $7.25 an hour to show us how it's done," said a spokesperson for John Fetterman's campaign.

The California Democrat's bill would temporarily bar U.S. gas exports when prices at the pump are high—like they are right now.

"These are systemic failures across all of the major social media companies that show how little the companies care about safeguarding elections," said an advocate from Free Press.

"Who could've predicted arming folks without a license would result in this type of chaos?" one columnist asked sardonically.

"We had our chance to make incremental changes, but that time is over," said the UNEP director. "Only a root-and-branch transformation of our economies and societies can save us."