Republican Candidates on the Economy: Infinite Gibberish
Comedian Bob Newhart once based a routine on the thesis that if we equip an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters, eventually they will write the great books. As I inspect the now 17 Republican presidential candidates, I have begun to suspect that this is a null hypothesis.
Newhart is checking the infinite monkey results: "twzzz.lkrrrnttttyyy." No, nothing there. "abababhabqb." Hmm? Hey Jim, I think we've got something here! "To be or not to be, that is thegamaiqillpicffffc."