As the crass GOP show trial begins - a legal charade deemed "the equivalent of impeachment jazz hands” - smack in the middle of the tawdry proceedings is Maine's ever-waffling rapist apologist Susan 'My Words Mean Nothing' Collins, who's been teasing she may want to hear from witnesses but oh dear, for now, just voted against them. Shocker. Andy Borowitz reports she went through the same “troubled and concerned" shtick over lunch. Then she got a roast beef sandwich - just like Mitch.