If you've (understandably) stayed in your cave: Drumpf briefly went to Mexico, lied about it, and then gave a raging, snarling immigration speech "just a few torches short of a Nuremburg rally" in which he vowed to banish "criminal aliens" in the first hour of his reign, decried the "horrible, horrible thought process" behind them, and promised a shiny new deportation task force, likely in brown shirts. His final surreal flourish: new hats. They say, "Make Mexico Great Again Also." No, really.