Five Absurd Things That Simply Can't Happen in Wartime Washington

The other day I visited a website I check regularly for all things military, Noah Shachtman's Danger Room blog at Wired magazine.
One of its correspondents, Spencer Ackerman, was just then at Bagram
Air Base in Afghanistan, the sort of place that -- with its multiple bus
routes, more than 30,000 inhabitants, PXes, Internet cafes, fast-food
restaurants, barracks, and all the sinews of war -- we like to call
military bases, but that are unique in the history of this planet.

The other day I visited a website I check regularly for all things military, Noah Shachtman's Danger Room blog at Wired magazine.
One of its correspondents, Spencer Ackerman, was just then at Bagram
Air Base in Afghanistan, the sort of place that -- with its multiple bus
routes, more than 30,000 inhabitants, PXes, Internet cafes, fast-food
restaurants, barracks, and all the sinews of war -- we like to call
military bases, but that are unique in the history of this planet.

Here's how Ackerman began his
report: "Anyone who thinks the United States is really going to
withdraw from Afghanistan in July 2011 needs to come to this giant air
base an hour away from Kabul. There's construction everywhere. It's
exactly what you wouldn't expect from a transient presence." The old Russian base, long a hub for U.S. military (and imprisonment)
activities in that country is now, as he describes it, a giant
construction site and its main drag, Disney Drive, a massive traffic
pile-up. ("If the Navy could figure out a way to bring a
littoral-combat ship to a landlocked country, it would idle on
Disney.") Its flight line is packed with planes -- "C-17s, Predators,
F-16s, F-15s, MC-12 passenger planes" -- and Bagram, he concludes, "is
starting to feel like a dynamic exurb before the housing bubble burst."

I won't lie. As I read that post, my heart sank and I found myself
imagining Spencer Ackerman writing this passage: "Anyone who thinks the
United States is really going to stay in Afghanistan after July 2011
needs to come to this giant air base an hour away from Kabul where
buildings are being dismantled, military equipment packed up, and
everywhere you look you see evidence of a transient presence." To pen
that, unfortunately, he would have to be a novelist or a fabulist.

For almost nine years, the U.S. military has been building up
Bagram. Now, the Obama administration's response to the Afghan disaster
on its hands is -- and who, at this late date, could be surprised? -- a
further build-up. In my childhood, I remember ads for... well, I'm not
quite sure what... but they showed scenes of multiple error, including,
if I remember rightly, five-legged cows floating through clouds. They
were always tagged with a question that went something like: What's
wrong with this picture?

As with so much that involves the American way of war,
the U.S. national security state, and the vast military and
intelligence bureaucracies that go with them, an outsider might well be
tempted to ask just that question. As much as Washington insiders may
periodically decry or bemoan the results of our war policies and
security-state procedures, however, they never ask what's wrong. Not

In fact, basic alternatives to our present way of going about things
are regularly dismissed out of hand, while ways to use force and massive
preparations for the future use of more force are endlessly refined.

As a boy, I loved reading books of what-if history and science
fiction, rare moments when what might have happened or what might
someday happen outweighed what everyone was convinced must happen. Only
there did it seem possible to imagine the unimaginable and the
alternatives that might go with it. When it comes to novels,
counterfactuality is still a winner. What if the Nazis had won in Europe, as Robert Harris suggested in Fatherland, or a strip of the Alaskan panhandle had become a temporary homeland for Jewish refugees from the Holocaust, as Michael Chabon suggested in The Yiddish Policemen's Union, or our machines could indeed think like us, as Philip Dick wondered in Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? Such novels allow our brain to venture down strange new pathways normally forbidden to us.

Here, then, are five possibilities, five pathways, that -- given our
world -- verge on the fictional. Consider them not "what-if history,"
but "what if Washington...?"

1. What if Washington declared a ceasefire in
Afghanistan, expressed a desire to withdraw all its troops from the
country in good order and at a reasonable pace, and then just left?
What would happen? The answer is: as with the four questions below, we
simply don't -- and won't -- know; in part because few of the 854,000people
with "top-secret" security clearances, and so perhaps capable of
accessing Washington's war planning, are likely to think seriously about
what this might mean. (It would be hell on a career, and there's no
money in it anyway.)

On the other hand, after nine years of grim experimentation, we do know what has happened and is happening in the world's second most corrupt,
fifth poorest country. If you've been following the Afghan War story,
even in the most cursory manner, you could already write the next news
report on Afghanistan's hapless American-trained police and its no less hapless American-trained army, the next set of civilian casualties,
the next poppy harvest, the fate of the next round of counterinsurgency
plans, and so on. These are, as our previous Secretary of Defense used
to say, the "known knowns"
of the situation and, unfortunately, the only subjects Washington is
comfortable exploring further. No matter that the known road, the
well-worn one, is the assured road to nowhere.

No serious thought, money, or effort goes into imagining how to
unbuild the U.S. war effort in Afghanistan or how to voluntarily leave
that country. In a terrible moment in the Vietnam War, Vermont Senator
George Aiken suggested that the U.S. just declare victory
and get out. But that sort of thing was, and remains, beyond
Washington's normal imagination; and what Washington can't imagine, it
assumes no one else should.

The American peace movement, such as it is, shouldn't wait for
President Obama. It should convene its own blue-ribbon commission and
put some effort into planning how to get out of Afghanistan voluntarily
-- and, having already done much harm, how to leave in the least harmful
and quickest way possible. It's true that we don't know what would
happen afterwards: Would the Taliban (or its various groupings) take over
part or all of the country, or would they leap for each others' throats
once a unifying opposition to foreign invaders disappeared (as happened
in Afghanistan in the early 1990s)? Or, for that matter, might
something quite unexpected and unpredictable happen ?

The future is, by definition, an unknown unknown, and Washington,
whatever its pretenses to control that future, has a terrible record
when it comes to predicting it.
Who knows how long it would take the Afghan people to deal with the
Taliban without us, given the woeful inability of such a crew -- second
only to Afghan President Hamid Karzai's -- to govern the country
effectively (or less than brutally).

2. What if a blue-ribbon commission appointed by the
president surveyed the 17 intelligence agencies and organizations that
make up the U.S. Intelligence Community (IC), the 263 intelligence task forces
and other new intelligence groupings that have come into being since
September 11, 2001, alone, the labyrinthine "community" that is drowning
in 50,000 or more "intelligence" reports a year, and decided that we
had 16 too many of them? The last time such a commission
met, after the 9/11 attacks, the result was that the seventeenth member
of the IC was added to the roster, the office of the Director of
National Intelligence, which, while proving remarkably ineffective by all accounts, has become a little bureaucracy of its own with about 1,500employees.

What if such a panel were then to consider the obvious: that 17
competing intelligence agencies are a sign of madness when it comes to
producing usable "intelligence"; that, while capable of being intrusive
and oppressive, eating up more than $75 billion annually, contributing
to a national atmosphere of fear,
and throwing a penumbra of secrecy over the nation, they are incapable
of doing their job. What if it were to suggest that we need only one,
or for competitive purposes, at most two such agencies, and that they
should be geared to assessing the world and providing actual
"intelligence" to the president and Congress, not to changing it by subverting foreign governments, assassinating foreign leaders or assorted terrorists, kidnapping
citizens from the streets of global cities, and the like? What if
Congress agreed? Would we be better off? Is there really safety in a
bloated intelligence bureaucracy and the dollars it eats, in all those
satellites and all that surveillance, in a maturing culture of
all-enveloping secrecy that is now a signature aspect of our way of

3. What if the president and Congress agreed to get
rid of all secret armies, including the CIA, which Chalmers Johnson once
dubbed the president's "private army," and the military's secret military, its special operations forces, 13,000 of whom are now on duty in 75 countries? What if, in addition, we were to demobilize the tens of thousands of armed private contractors and assorted rent-a-guns the Pentagon and the State Department have taken on to supplement their strength?

4. What if the president and Congress really went after the Pentagon budget, projected to top $700 billion next year, including war-fighting costs (and that's withoutall the long-term costs of our military even added in)? Right now, proposed Pentagon budget "cuts" fill the headlines
and yet represent nothing more than a reshuffling of military money in
the midst of ongoing increases in defense spending. What if, instead,
we actually cut that budget not by 25%,
but in half or more, and used that money to promote our long-term
safety through the creation of new jobs to work on the country's aging
infrastructure? That would still leave us putting more money into our military than any other nation on Earth.

What if, in addition, we stopped pouring money into planning breakthrough generations of weapons for 2025 and beyond?
What if, while we're at it, we decided to toss out the post-World War
II definition of our mission as "national security," a phrase which
helped pave the way for the full-scale garrisoning of the globe and the
repeated dispatching of U.S. forces to the far reaches of the planet,
and went back to the idea of "national defense." What if, in the same
spirit, the Pentagon once again became an actual department of defense?

5. What if the Department of Homeland Securitywere
abolished (and along with it, that un-American post-9/11 word
"homeland" were banished from the language)? What if its pre-2002
constituent parts were reassigned to non-national security duties and
the rest of it to the trashbin of history, ensuring that we no longer
had two defense departments?

In Washington's world, each of these what-ifs is, by definition, an
absurdity, the sort of thing that only a utopian peacenik with his head
in the sand could conjure up. And however badly our world seems to go,
however misplaced our priorities and our moneys seem to be, Washington
looks like it has all the facts and those who might raise such questions
none, because no one ever seriously explores such ideas, no less tests
them out (even in more modest ways).

As a result, they exist not in the realm of policy, but in the realm
of fiction, and comments on the strangeness of those five-legged cows
floating through distant clouds near Hellfire-armed Predator drones
are left to marginal characters like me. What, after all, would we do
without our national security wars, our ever-burgeoning intelligence
bureaucracy, our secret armies, our advanced weaponry, a Pentagon the
size of James's giant peach, and a special department to protect our
"homeland" security (accompanied by its own
mini-homeland-security-industrial complex and attendant lobbyists)? How
would we know what was coming at us next? How could we be safe?

Right now, as a nation, we find it remarkably difficult to imagine
ourselves as anything but what we now believe ourselves to be -- and
Washington counts on that. We find it almost impossible to imagine
ourselves as just another nation (even perhaps, a more modest and better
one), making our way on this disturbed planet of ours as best we can.
We can't imagine ourselves "safe" without being dominant, or being
dominant without killing others
in distant lands in significant numbers to ensure that safety; nor can
we imagine ourselves dominant without that full panoply of secret
armies, global garrisons, overlapping spy agencies, fear manias, and all
the money that goes with them, despite the abundant evidence that this
can't be safety, either for us or for the planet.

We no longer know what a policy of cautious peace might look like,
not having put a cent into envisioning such a project. War and an
aggressive global national security state (and the language that goes
with it) are all Washington knows and all it cares to know. It is
completely invested in the world it now so shakily oversees, and cares
for no other.

Worlds end, of course, and they regularly end so much uglier when no
one plans for the unexpected. Maybe one of these days, what-if fever
will spread in this country and, miraculously, we'll actually get change
we can finally believe in.

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