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Jake Johnson, staff writer
President-elect Joe Biden speaks during an event to announce new cabinet nominations at the Queen Theatre on December 11, 2020 in Wilmington, Delaware. (Photo: Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)
"We cannot move forward in a new direction with just the same people, including some of the people who are responsible for the mess we are in."
Jake Johnson, staff writer
"As right-wing hacks predict economic disaster if Biden wins, worth pointing...
Julia Conley, staff writer
"The best reason to divest fossil fuel stock is that you'd like to help...


We can't even. As tensions with North Korea escalate, the bloodless souls at the Wall Street Journal wrote a piece analyzing how the stock market would fare in an all-out nuclear war. Buy yen and bunds, they say, and don't mind "t he yield curve would likely flatten," along with the world. People have been duly horrified, conceding a likely bullish market on canned goods, iodine tablets and cockroaches but noting, in the end, "The dead don't care about markets."