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Eoin Higgins, staff writer
Jared Kushner, senior advisor to President Donald J. Trump, sits in on a meeting with Marine Corps Gen. Joseph F. Dunford Jr., chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, at the Ministry of Defense in Baghdad, Iraq, April 3, 2017.
"It will cause people to wonder whether he is being improperly influenced."
Jake Johnson, staff writer
Presumed frontrunner Joe Biden, meanwhile, is reportedly spending a lot of time...
Jake Johnson, staff writer
"Today's loan sharks wear expensive suits and work on Wall Street, where they...


We can't even. As tensions with North Korea escalate, the bloodless souls at the Wall Street Journal wrote a piece analyzing how the stock market would fare in an all-out nuclear war. Buy yen and bunds, they say, and don't mind "t he yield curve would likely flatten," along with the world. People have been duly horrified, conceding a likely bullish market on canned goods, iodine tablets and cockroaches but noting, in the end, "The dead don't care about markets."