Brushing Up On the Espionage Act, Just For Fun
Sorry, not sorry for the creepy whining orange guy's No Good, Very Bad Week. A New York jury ruled his grifty business committed a heap of criminal grift (duh); sleuths found more illicitly stashed classified documents; his only black friend lost in Georgia; swing-state officials who tried to help steal democracy just got subpoenas from Special Counsel and "weaponized monster" Jack Smith, who's "hit the ground running." Also, Smith's (fake) Twitter feed is hilarious. "Killjoy" Garland rejected his draft indictment's recommended sentence of "FOREVER," and "Coming soon: Cavity searches."