How To Destroy the Government in Three Easy Steps

In
eight short years, conservatives have effectively bankrupted many state
governments and left the fed in shambles. And now citizens have to
"make tough decisions" and share the suffering equally across the land
(unless of course, you're part of that lucky 1% who co-opted the
functions of government to serve their own ends... they'll be cozy with
their offshore bank accounts, golden parachutes, and permanent tax
holidays).

Are you a teacher who educates our future citizens? Too bad. You've
got to tighten your belt and let that job go. Manual laborer? Sorry but
that job can earn more money for our shareholders if its done in
Micronesia. Need a college degree? Prepare for indentured servitude
because you'll be working to pay us off for most of your adult life.
Health care? Ha! That's just a ponzi scheme dreamed up by a bunch of
socialists.

Ever wonder how conservatives did all this?

Well here's your very own how-to manual for getting Big Government
out of the way so you and your buddies can horde all the wealth to
yourselves and build your empire.

Step 1: Blame the Individuals

Every battle has to have two sides, so you'll need to divide the
people against each other. This means that you'll need to declare that
"there's no such thing as society" and focus the entire debate on the
faults of individuals.

Enron screwed people over? That's just a few bad apples. The
business news a lap dog for corporate excess? That's just Jim Cramer
doing his thing. The economy in shambles? That's just George W leaving
his legacy.

And of course the housing crisis is the fault of greedy buyers.
Industry can't do right for us because of that welfare queen. And
government can't serve the people because of that corrupt politician
and his special interest crony.

Get the people talking about individuals and it'll be easy to blind
them to the public infrastructure they depend on. You don't want anyone
to make a peep when we gut the schools, defund public works, and empty
out the treasury. Those problems will just be fodder to throw at the
sorry Democrat we'll blame when the fit hits the shan.

Step 2: Cut Taxes

Now that you've gotten everyone bickering about each other (and
ignoring us), you can get to work dismantling the government. All you
have to do is cut taxes.
Yes, it's that simple. One move and you get all the benefits of (1)
weakening every social program; (2) making government services
inadequate; (3) setting the stage for calling out "waste" and
inefficiencies (more of that blame game!); (4) keeping your richest
friends from ever having to pay for the infrastructure they exploit to
make all that money; (5) getting nonprofits and opposition leaders in
the government (progressives... eck!!) to spend all their precious
resources fighting to keep things in the budget; and (6) outsourcing
government operations to your buddies in the corporate world so they
can profit from them.

This one move is strategic. It does all the work for you.

And when life starts looking dire, you get opportunities you never dreamed possible in a democracy.

Step 3: Exploit Disaster

If you've managed to accomplish steps 1 and 2, people will be in a
panic. And we all know that panicky people make rash decisions. Now is
your chance to push that unpopular agenda through the cracks - disaster capitalism at its best!

Remember how we tricked the populace into an illegal invasion and
occupation of Iraq to secure oil revenues? That wouldn't have happened
if people weren't scared out of their wits by the fright of terrorism.
Think people would have gone for No Child Left Behind and allowed tests
to replace learning in the classroom? We had to fabricate a crisis
(which took years of hard work to create) to push that one through. And
you know that there's no way we could take away so many civil liberties
with the Patriot Act if the debate was drawn out for weeks under public
scrutiny.

So there you have it. Three easy steps to destroy the government.

If you're an overachiever (you know who you are!), you might even
try giving away billions to your buddies in the banking industry when
the bottom falls out. Or consider no-bid contracts to our old pals in
the energy and defense sectors when no one is looking. Or, and this
takes some special skill, you might call any efforts to "increase
revenues" just another example of irresponsible spending that got us
into this mess in the first place.

Note 1: Take care that progressives don't ever
learn about this strategy. It could be nullified and made ineffective
by exposing our agenda, allowing people to organize, or letting
government work well enough for people to start thinking that
government isn't inherently bad and (gasp!) that it might be useful for
something other than empire-building.

Note 2: Want a more detailed discuss of how these
ideas were so successfully implemented? This excellent series by Sara
Robinson will help you learn how to take over the common sense of an
entire culture:
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3.

Note 3: Not satisfied with this strategy? Maybe you'll want to build a different kind of politics that works in another way.