Jessica Corbett, staff writer
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"I think anyone has to ask themselves how the story in Flint would be different five years later now if Veolia had made those private concerns public."
Julia Conley, staff writer
"You'd have to save more than a $100,000 per year for a MILLION years to get...
Julia Conley, staff writer
The EPA must remove service lines "before another generation of children grows...


In a deliciously Nazi-cum-Big-Brother-flavored move aimed at curtailing the "flood" of "fake" families sneaking into the country to steal our cherished mylar blankets, the Department of Homeland Security - just lookit that name - will launch a pilot program DNA-testing migrant families to ensure their "kids" are really their kids and not Skrulls or gang members or part of "child recycling rings." ICE swears they won't use the DNA info for any nefarious purpose, and God knows we can trust them.