OK people, we can all relax because Dear Leader, who got his medical degree from Trump University, and Mike 'Who Needs Science When You Have the Rapture' Pence are taking care of the alleged coronavirus pandemic so what could go wrong? At a disjointed briefing, Trump assured us, "We're very, very ready for this," though he spelled it caronavirus and gutted CDC health funding and experts say it's "inevitable" the virus will spread, but it's Pelosi's and Obama's fault so all good.