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Monday, June 29, 2020
Overwrought, Bellicose White Privilege Chap. 4,7346
Exquisitely illustrating why peaceful, unarmed people of color are in the streets denouncing the brutal fact that peaceful, unarmed people of color are routinely shot, these white St. Louis lawyers just pulled guns on protesters simply walking past their gated, uber-gaudy, Renaissance palazzo to protest at the mayor's nearby house. Twitter was on it, dubbing them "Bunny and Clod," "the remake of Mr. and Mrs. Smith nobody wanted," and, the best, "the NIMBYonese Liberation Army."
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Friday, June 26, 2020
"Please Forgive Me," Said Elijah McClain As Three Cops Murdered Him
Another one. This week in Colorado, three cops were removed from active duty and the governor announced a new investigation into the death last year of Elijah McClain, a slight, gentle, 23-year-old massage therapist who was walking home from a store listening to music when the cops stopped, choked and killed him for looking "suspicious," also black. The actions came after millions of people called, posted and signed a petition to protest the state's inaction. So yes: Speak up.
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Thursday, June 25, 2020
More Shocking Than All the Lies: The Leading Cause of (Far Too Often Needless) Death In America
Huh. Despite our estimable leader's willful, febrile good cheer - all good, no virus, you're the virus, no more testing, let's go shopping! - COVID-19 is skyrocketing. We just saw the highest single-day surge in new cases - 38,115 nationwide - with new outbreaks in multiple re-opened states - Texas, Arizona, Florida - and the CDC now warns we could have 20 million cases, or 10 times those reported. Who could/should have seen it coming? Damning new ads remind us: The guy guilty of mass murder.
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Wednesday, June 24, 2020
Unfit: Bully Billy Barr
After Mueller, Flynn, Stone and countless acts of obstruction of justice, lawless goon and AG William Barr may have finally gone a brazen crime too far when he fired Geoffrey Berman for doing his job. Now the New York Bar Association and most of Barr's former legal colleagues are calling for him to be disbarred, censured, investigated and otherwise brought down for being what a teenage schoolmate exposes as "a lifelong bully, racist and fascist" and "one of the truly evil figures of our day."
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Monday, June 22, 2020
Bravo You Heroes: Columbus OH Police Mace Double Amputee, Take His Legs, Leave Him Writhing
In a new study that manages to be both shocking and grimly unsurprising, researchers found police in 20 U.S. cities fail to meet even the most basic international human rights standards governing lethal force. The only stunner: They didn't include Columbus, OH, where rioting sadists have been determinedly ramming bikes into and then macing peaceful protesters - now including a young double amputee, whose prosthetics the cops sei z ed in what was deemed "a new level of abhorrent."
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Sunday, June 21, 2020
President of Country Drinks Glass of Water With One Hand, (Small) Crowd Goes Wild
Well that was a night. Trump's rally, which supposedly got a million ticket requests, filled less than half its 19,000 seats. Attendance was so sparse they took down the outside stage for a non-existent "overflow" crowd. He spewed and rambled. The highlights: He staggered down an imaginary ramp, and shakily, single-handedly drank a glass of water from a big boy cup, drawing semi-thunderous cheers. The bar is now officially so low it's underground.
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Saturday, June 20, 2020
Coronapalooza: The Great White Hope and the Perfect Deadly Storm
Despite warnings from every rational person on earth it's "extraordinarily dangerous," Trump still went to Tulsa to pack thousands of immeasurably stupid cult members into an enclosed space in a state where lethal virus numbers are spiking because his handlers say he's been blue and, after the rally, "he's going to be in a much better mood," never mind the trail of bodies. So now we're captive therapists to a pathological narcissist looking for love in all the wrong places.
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Thursday, June 18, 2020
A Walk In the (Fascist) Park
Turns out our esteemed leader's campaigning for re-election using Nazi concentration camp symbols marks the second recent time he's flaunted his long, coy dalliance with fascism. After he lurched through Lafayette Park to hold an upside-down Bible, he praised brutal attacks on peaceful protesters with the little-noted boast that the " agitators and anarchists were handled VERY easily by (the) D.C. Police & S.S. GREAT JOB!" Wait, great job by the S.S.? Yeah, nothing to see here.
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Wednesday, June 17, 2020
The Taste of Subservience
Sign of the evolving times: Aunt Jemima, the cringey racist, minstrel-based "mammy" figure on the classic fake maple syrup of our childhoods - and for some white people, their only black friend - is about to go. Amidst national protests for racial justice, parent company Quaker Oats says it will upgrade the name and image on its well-camouflaged corn syrup to "reflect our values and meet our consumers' expectations." Word on the street: Uncle Ben's is next. They will not be missed.
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Monday, June 15, 2020
The More Israelis Breathe, the More Palestinians Choke: IDF Soldiers Kill Autistic Man For No Discernible Reason
In a grisly reminder America's not the only home to state racism and deadly abuse by those wielding its power, Israeli soldiers killed Iyad Halak, an autistic Palestinian man - to his father, "a sick boy" - who lay on the ground wounded and terrified as his caregiver shouted for five minutes in Hebrew and Arabic that he was disabled. Despite protests citing bleak parallels with George Floyd's death, Halak's mother expects no solace from an Israel where, "Justice does not exist."
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