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Wednesday, February 5, 2020
Pelosi Goes Gangster
Turns out the state of the union is...not good. It began with Trump refusing to shake Pelosi's hand, devolved into an 81-minute campaign rant of lies, boasts and racism, and ended with Pelosi ripping up said rant as GOP cretins were still cheering it. Her action, she said, was "the courteous thing to do" in response to a "manifesto of mistruths" that should be " a call to action" for anyone who expects truth and sane policies. Later, she got down to it: "It was such a dirty speech."
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Tuesday, February 4, 2020
Sleaze Forever: The State of The Ceaseless Pilfering of the Union
Dragging his crimes behind him like dead skunks, the impeached dude is giving another Adderall-fueled SOTU speech to show he's "presidential" and prove the priceless claim he's "a deeply gifted orator." Ever-venal, he's again using the event to rake in campaign money, sending out frenzied pleas - we got one! - for "patriots" to donate so their names will appear on a livestream and on a list he gets and your name better be on there 'cause it is what it is which is totally normal.
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Sunday, February 2, 2020
We're Not In Kansas Anymore: Stable Genius Strikes Again
Sigh. So there was a Super Bowl. The Kansas City Chiefs beat the San Francisco 49ers. With his usual linguistic and geographic acumen, Dear Leader tweeted his congrats to the Chiefs: "You represented the Great State of Kansas and, in fact, the entire USA, so very well." Alas, Kansas City is in Missouri. At some point he (or his lackeys) deleted it. Because he is, as one social media analyst put it, "a stonecold fucking moron," he hasn't learned the Internet is forever. Let us pray he won't be.
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The Emperor's Clothes
Heading into the week of the fake exculpation of the fake president - and final, irrefutable proof of the GOP's utter moral bankruptcy - we seek solace where we can. And despite yet more criminal evidence surfacing - look, withheld Ukraine emails! - there's still honor and hope to be found: In patriots, women, lawyers, scientists sounding off; Schiff's assertion, "The facts will come out in all of their horror," and a Senate chaplain's grim, just prophesy, "We always reap what we sow."
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Thursday, January 30, 2020
Just Desserts: Resistance By Wind, Cake, Shepherd, Tunnel and Hymn To The 81%
As the abject GOP cover-up lumbers on, so do we the steadfast people as patriots and outlaws fight back with wit, grit and rage. Thus the longest-ever, newly-unearthed tunnel under the "beautiful" border wall just blown down by intractable Mother Nature; the feisty Impeachment Cakes - "Don't Dessert Democracy" - sent to GOP senators; a Shepherd Revolt because equating Repubs to sheep is offensive - to sheep; and a stirring, defiant hymn, "a lament and a rebuke," to Trump evangelicals.
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Wednesday, January 29, 2020
Please Send Help: Scumbag Rick Scott Makes "Hostage" Video and Nobody's Laughing
Annals of Asshattery: What better poster boy for the cretins covering up high crimes than Florida Sen. Rick 'Red Tide' Scott, the ghoul who committed the largest Medicare fraud ever, opposed gun control despite Pulse and Parkland, and banned the term "climate change." In a new video, he "jokes" he's been "taken hostage" with 99 people for impeachment hearings and living on milk and water. From unamused Twitter: Shut up, do your job, "and drink your fucking milk."
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Tuesday, January 28, 2020
Brutal Same As It Ever Was: Israel's War On Justice
So Trump met with Netanyahu - newly indicted for bribery and fraud - to unveil his much-touted "deal of the century," aka "fraud of the century" that ignores and betrays Palestiniains. Netanyahu brought with him settler leaders - "colonizers of our time" - to clarify his enduring Palestinian stance: Destroy their homes and trees, steal their land and tractors, abuse and kill them because, says the father of a murdered teenager, "This is Israel's way."
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RudyColludy So Much For America's Mayor
Poor flunkee Rudy Colludy, who's gone from America's Mayor - long a questionable moniker - to Trump's lapdog to, per GOP lawyers' latest "defense" of Mr. Impeachment, an about-to-land-under-a-bus "minor player" and "shiny object" who didn't have anything to do with Ukraine or....anything. Later, Rudy had the misfortune to be caught on video walking down the street as his fearless former denizens zealously jeered and cursed him - one more reason to love ever-scrappy New Yorkers.
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Friday, January 24, 2020
The Department of Life Except For, You Know, Brown Kids In Cages, Poor People, Mass Shooting Victims, Jews/Muslims/Atheists, Women Who Want Control Over Their Own Bodies and Other Malcontents
Because God knows he's under no pressure these unimpeachable days, Trump along with his unholy henchmen is big time doing up the "sanctity of life" thing - joining anti-abortion zealots, renaming Health and Human Services the gob-smacking "Department of Life," sending an official Space Force Bible into the cosmos and otherwise insisting he is “fighting for those who have no voice," as long as "those" are white, Christian and Trump-inclined. The irate consensus: " Good job doing fascism, guys."
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Thursday, January 23, 2020
One Of Our Very Smart People: RIP Streams, Wetlands, Water, Life on the Planet
It's bad enough our moronic mobster - windmill cancer! nuking hurricanes! - wants to historically gut c lean water protections to further his rabid anti-science-and-Obama crusade. Worse, dozens of EPA employees say their expertise was dismissed to push a rule change that's "in conflict with established science," and the recent shuttering of the TOXMAP federal database for tracking pollution, "an essential tool for our environmental right-to-know,” means now you'll never know what hit you.
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