'I'm Changing the School's Name to Chrysler'
I am going down to Washington, D.C. to ask for a handout.
My industry is falling on hard times and needs at least $34 billion to cover basic operating costs--but I assure you the emergency aid isn't just for me and my associates. The truth is my industry is too big to fail, and if it were to go under it would have disastrous effects for the economy and millions of Americans lives.
No, I am not an automaker executive from one of the Big Three (General Motors, Chrysler, Ford)--I teach social studies to 13-year-olds and the Public Schools are my trade.