You Can't Be Patriotic in Spanish
I was walking down the street, humming a tune, when suddenly I found my path blocked by two men in dark suits, narrow ties and snap-brim hats.
One of them took his wallet out of his breast pocket and held it in front of my eyes, so close I couldn't focus on it.
"Homeland Security," he said. "Would you mind leaning against that wall over there sir?" "Pardon me?" I responded. I didn't have any idea what he was talking about.