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Tuesday, September 15, 2020
Plummeting Loser
Maybe because he just told his 487,564th lie - we'll have a COVID vaccine by Friday - or he admitted he wanted to assassinate Syria's Assad or he used Russian images to tout support for our troops or he's spreading a vile #PedoBiden (pot/kettle) slur or oh yeah he's killed 195,000 people by gross negligence, but for whatever reason a new survey tags the cretinous Trump the least trusted world leader, who just 16% of people think would “do the right thing" in a crisis. Seems high to us.
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Monday, September 14, 2020
Free Chicken: Alexander Vindman on Trump, Stone and All the Other Deadly Useful Idiots
Man we're glad Trump freed longtime fellow mobster Roger Stone so he can roam the country hyping the need, after agitators steal the election, to declare martial law, nationalize police, send federal marshals to seize ballots, and arrest Harry Reid, Tim Cook, the Clintons and anyone "involved in illegal activity," echoing Trump's increasingly rabid claims of left-wing "insurrection." Beware complacency, warns Alexander Vindman, on such authoritarian madness: “We can give away our democracy."
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Thursday, September 10, 2020
Nothing To See Here, Just the Attorney General Condoning Extra-Judicial Killings To Save Us From Imaginary Violent Mobs
As officials marked 9/11 vowing to "hold terrorists accountable," new evidence suggests the police killing of activist Michael Reinoehl, sought in the shooting of a Patriot Prayer fan, was a summary execution, so who are the terrorists? Police claimed Reinoehl was armed; a witness says he was holding a cellphone and eating a gummy worm when he was shot 30-plus times by cops who never announced themselves or tried to arrest him in what Barr gleefully called a "takedown."
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Wednesday, September 9, 2020
Trump Lied, 190,000 - A 9/11 Attack Every Day For 2 Months - Died
So there are tapes. The new book by Bob Woodward confirms what we all surmised but couldn't prove - the thug whose campaign strategy was mass reckless homicide knew COVID was deadly, but for months lied, denied, deflected, prattled "hoax," "under control," “going to disappear," and regularly played golf as hundreds of thousands died. Carl Bernstein calls it "one of the great presidential felonies of all time." We call it monstrous; may he and his lying minions all rot in prison.
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Tuesday, September 8, 2020
Superspreading Idiocy
Too bad nobody saw this coming: A new study has found the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally, which packed about 500,000 maskless, clueless, MAGA morons into a small town in South Dakota for ten days of partying, likely caused over 260,000 new COVID cases - almost 20% of the country's total - as said morons went home again. Experts say despite popular t-shirts there declaring, “Scr ew Covid - I Went to Sturgis," it remains hard to say "but muh freedumbs" while hooked up to a ventilator.
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Sunday, September 6, 2020
Antifa Navy Strikes Again
In an outlandishly on-point metaphor for late-stage capitalism and the carnage it's spawned, multiple boats in a Trump boat parade sank, got swamped or had to put in distress calls to (socialist) rescue crews after MAGA goons in big boats, with no sense of the common good, drove too fast too close to smaller boats, engulfing them in collective idiocy. Thus will the fiasco on Texas' once-placid Lake Travis henceforth be known in history books as Proud Buoys, Klannish Armada and Dumbkirk.
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Thursday, September 3, 2020
Trying To Kill Me!
Another one, especially gruesome. When police in Rochester, NY were called to help Daniel Prude, a black man suffering a mental health crisis, they ordered him prone naked on the cold ground, cuffed him, put a hood over his head, and pinned him down as he cried, begged, prayed and finally died. On Thursday, almost six months after his murder and a day after his family released video of it, the city suspended seven cops for what Prude's righteous, anguished brother called "a lynching."
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Good Music to Avert the Collapse of American Democracy
From each according to his or her ability: Given...everything, the music industry's come together to produce a compilation of previously unreleased recordings by 40 musicians "to avert the collapse of American democracy," with all proceeds going to the voting rights group Fair Fight. Artists range from REM to Jeff Tweedy to Preservation Hall Jazz Band to, if you're of a certain age, likely many you've never heard but who clearly care. On sale Friday only. Because time is of the essence.
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Wednesday, September 2, 2020
Antifah's Big Bags of Murder Soup: It's Incredible!
Rejoice: #SoupGate is upon us. Because, really, how else to respond to our moronic fascist caught on video babbling to police leaders about dangerous anarchists throwing soup cans - also "big bags of soup" - at cops during protests, and " when they get caught they say, ‘No, this is soup for my family.’ They’re so innocent." God made Twitter for such moments in the Trump adminestrone. Behold "Law and chowder," "Good cans on both sides" and "Blessed are the pea splitters."
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Tuesday, September 1, 2020
A Thing Like This Should Never Happen (But Somehow It Does, Again and Again)
After defending his own violent thugs as "great patriots," our racist, unfit, conspiracy-babbling Inciter-In-Chief went to Kenosha WI to trash peaceful protesters as domestic terrorists, call police "great, great people" except a few who "choke" and kill unarmed black men, and mourn buildings damaged in protests as "a thing that should never happen." Speaking of: L.A. sheriffs just shot and killed yet another unarmed black man, for "riding his bicycle in an unlawful manner." Obscene, all of it.
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