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Thursday, February 11, 2021
Pierre L'Enfant Did It
As Democrats lay out overwhelming evidence of Trump's incitement of the Capitol riot, right-wing media has likewise offered compelling proof of his innocence. LOL. Just kidding. Actually, Newsmax said they're "making it up," Fox said they lied about George Floyd too, and peerless OAN trashed Dems - He's having an affair! - before arguing Trump did nothing wrong and besides it was Pierre L'Enfant who in 1791 designed D.C. with all its roads leading to the Capitol so it's obviously his fault.
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Wednesday, February 10, 2021
Co-Conspirators, All
On Wednesday, eloquent Dems showed damning video, told harrowing stories and gave definitive proof of "a hunting party (that) came to kill people," which is why a dutiful FBI has arrested and charged over 200 perps. Yet a gutless GOP astonishingly still responded to the day's thunderclaps by doodling, reading papers, deriding "the stupidest week in the Senate" and determinedly ignoring the trauma of a crime most of them are guilty of inciting - a "feast of shame," if they had any.
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Tuesday, February 9, 2021
I'm Here Live. I'm Not A Cat.
Improbably, cat videos offered a sweet break from sedition when a Texas lawyer got trapped in a kitten filter during a Zoom court hearing, prompting his assurance to the court that, despite his nervous googly eyes, he wasn't a cat. Twitter was on it: The judge said it showed "the justice system continues to function in these tough times," lawyers said their dog would out-litigate some of their opponents in court, and many said t he cat lawyer did a far better job than Trump's lawyers.
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Monday, February 8, 2021
Still Crooked, Clueless and Complicit After All These Years
As the vile spectre of Trump returns to suck up oxygen, albeit in a good cause, proof abounds he's still a grifter - Melania coins! $8,000 hotel rooms! - who deserves more retribution than he'll ever get. For now, he's getting righteously trashed by Palm Beach neighbors, Georgia officials, Stormy Daniels, his own delirious co-conspirators and a shiny new Trump Library, with its Hall of Enablers, COVID Memorial, Autocrats Gallery and Records Room to "prosecute his crimes against humanity."
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Friday, February 5, 2021
The Earth Is Round: Wingnuts' Chimerical Chickens Come Home to Roost
Proving what goes around comes around especially if it's crackpot election conspiracies, MyPillow guy Mike Lindell and his hallucinatory cronies - Rudy, Powell, Lou Dobbs, Fox News - are getting clobbered by reality. Lindell's fever-dream, 3-hour film was tagged with an epic disclaimer, the whole gang face two whopper defamation lawsuits totalling $4 billion, Dobbs just got canned, and David Hogg is starting a pillow company that vows not to try to overthrow the government (Relieved Face).
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Thursday, February 4, 2021
United States of Amnesia: Despite Unconscionable GOP Gaslighting, The Costs of The Riot Are Steep
Facing a Trump trial that could put their collusion with domestic terrorists on record, a craven GOP is frantically downplaying the mayhem they unleashed and deriding those seeking accountability - most visibly AOC, now the target of a smear campaign by yahoos telling her "to go fornicate yourself." But the nasty sound and fury doesn't change the truth: Lawmakers and staff are traumatized, Capitol police are still "reeling," and since the riot two of their own have killed themselves.
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Wednesday, February 3, 2021
White Privilege: Where's Kyle?
It seems the courts have lost track of Kyle Rittenhouse, the punk who shot three people at BLM protests in Kenosha, WI last summer. Inexplicably out on bail, he was last seen at a bar drinking beer and flashing white power signs in a "Free As Fuck" t-shirt. Then he evidently moved without telling the authorities. It's a shocker, but it'd be way scarier if he'd been, say, running or sleeping or selling cigarettes or holding a cell phone or riding a bike without lights or wearing a hoodie or....
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Monday, February 1, 2021
On Hubris Derangement Syndrome
Because plentiful weirdness still lurks in the water, Waxen Wonder Boy Slumlord Jared Kushner was just nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize by Trump/Epstein fanboy Alan Dershowitz, a bad joke of the day likened to Hannibal Lecter nominating Jeffrey Dahmer for a Michelin Star. It's purportedly for Kushner enabling the Saudis to keep buying arms, but could also be for his botching everything, hawking our vaccines and ventilators, and still somehow making up to $120,676,949 last year.
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Friday, January 29, 2021
Good Trouble Lives On: John Lewis Memorial Will Replace Confederate Monument
In an enduring tribute to his stubborn struggle "to save America from herself," Georgia officials this week voted to create a memorial to civil rights icon John Lewis in a historic square where an obelisk honoring Conferederate soldiers, aptly titled The Lost Cause, stood for over 100 years. Activists hope to portray Lewis in his Bloody Sunday trench coat and backpack, a symbol of young people as "catalysts for change in the world" and “a giant of a man with a humble heart. He met no strangers."
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Wednesday, January 27, 2021
And She Must Go: Marjorie Taylor Greene Keeps Proving She's A Demented, Dangerous, Staggeringly Unqualified Moron
Despite stiff competition, QAnon clown Marjorie Taylor Greene clinches the Worst Person In Congress title with revelations she stays busy urging that leading Dems be executed, stalking survivors of school shootings she says were staged, arguing a laser beam from space caused California's wildfires and threatening to arrest reporters who ask her questions. Normal people say she must be expelled. The GOP leader plans to "have a conversation" with her. We suspect he'll leave his backbone at home.
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