Clueless Douchebag Thanks Vassals From the Bottom of Where His Heart Should Be For Peeing In Enough Bottles To Pay For His 10-Minute Joyride Into Space
Whoa. Celebrating his "best day ever," the richest and most solipsistic man on Earth exultantly returned from his 11-minute space caper on a dildo-shaped rocket and had what one sage termed "the fucking nerve" to thank all the little people - "every Amazon employee" - who unwillingly funded his "masturbatory space venture" by slaving in his evil Amazon empire with no voice, union, living wage or time to piss. Bezos should "pay them, don't thank them," they proposed in turn, or just "go back to space as quickly as possible to be alone with his 'thoughts.'" And, said 190,000 more, stay there.