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Syphilitic Chimpanzees Inc.
Sorry. This looks grossly big but we swear it's the usual size photo Oh man, we can't even (again). On Monday, the "president's campaign team" released a new " Fine Art Poster " for Halloween. Titled "HOAXUS POCUS!" it yells "STOP THE WITCH HUNT!" It (sort of) portrays " Shifty Schiff, Nervous...
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Won't You Please Come to Chicago/For the Help That We Can Bring
Reuters photo If you missed the glad spectacle of thousands of baseball-watching patriots booing and chanting "Lock Him Up" to our as-yet Unindicted Co-conspirator - and no, the kids in cages didn't take issue with the "disrespect" shown our president - take heart: The chants and their spirit of...
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A Lotta Crap
Trump's Very Serious Situation Room In a ghastly, self-serving, often incoherent press conference announcing the death of ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, our valiant, humble Private Bone Spurs exhibited all the usual gravitas. Virtually wrapping himself in military flags to look way presidential...
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Well Done, Good and Faithful Servant: Beloved Brother Elijah Comes Home
Hilary Clinton, among many others, offered a eulogy. Pool photos/Getty Rep. Elijah Cummings, warrior for good, master of the House, "our forever chairman " and beloved son of Baltimore was celebrated Friday in an almost four-hour ceremony at the city’s New Psalmist Baptist Church, where he occupied...
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Human Scum, Unite
Garbage human with garbage. Photo by Louis Ruediger/Reuters So many follies, so little time. In the last day, the Idiot Thug has continued visibly unraveling in multiple directions, from grandiose to sinister. In an interview with the rightist fanboys of Breitbart News, he did his Mafia Boss shtick...
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When the Clowns Stormed the Circus, Brought Their (Illegal) Phones and Ordered Pizza To Save the Republic
Yahoos storming the impeachment inquiry. CBS Screenshot We guess the bonkers news of the day was Trump lapdog Matt 'Big Hair/ Wee Brain' Gaetz and a coupla dozen other GOP yahoos storming a secure House hearing room to protest Adam Schiff's "Soviet style" - aka Constitutionally mandated and...
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What We Do With Our History: After Vandalism and Shootings, Emmett Till Gets A New Memorial - Bulletproof
Emmett's mother Mamie Till Bradley views her son's body. Photo by David Jackson. Front photo of Emmett's grave marker in Illinois by Robert A. Davis/Chicago Sun-Times via AP This weekend, the survivors of Emmett Till - at 14 kidnapped, beaten, shot and drowned with a massive cotton-gin fan tied to...
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Me Sad. Country Dead
Photo by Eduardo Munoz/ Reuters Ah, another week at the circus, with the usual accretion of train-wreck follies : Another rally of delusions and lies, the disclosure our befuddled Dear Leader doesn't know the name of his Defense Secretary while he makes up facts as he goes along, and the admission...
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Dancing With the Angels
Elijah Cummings walks with community leaders in Baltimore 2015 to preach against violence amidst unrest after the murder of Freddie Gray. Photo by David Goldman/AP. Front photo AP So Sad. We mourn the sudden, too-soon passing of Rep. Elijah Cummings, 68, son of sharecropper parents, beloved...
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Trump's 1000 Years: You Are A Great Guy. Will You Be My Friend? Emails. Ancient Rome. I Killed ISIS. Let's Make A Deal. Meltdown (Unending)
A slightly altered version of photo released by the White House showing - projection alert - "Nervous Nancy's Unhinged Meltdown." Mazel Tov! We made it to Trump’s 1,000th year day! What he did: Told Turkey and Syria to go fight over sand. Boasted the friendship between Italy and America goes back...
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