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My Cousin Vinny Gets Out-Bonkered by The Ultimate Karen and It Is...Something To Behold
Rudy wistfully recalling happier times back at the Four Seasons. Getty Images In his latest masterful maneuver to overturn the election, Trump attorney Rudy Guiliani, fresh off his peak successes with hair dye and Four Seasons Total Landscaping, went to a Michigan House Oversight Committee hearing...
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It's. All. Gone. Too. Far.
Accomplices, all. The madness festers on. Newly pardoned, still-convicted felon Michael Flynn, raving about "the international and domestic socialist/communist left," calls for martial law and a new election. Trump, in a seriously bonkers, 46-minute flood of lies videotaped at the White House and...
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Celebrating Another Maskless, Clueless, Death-Haunted, Staggeringly Hypocritical "Special Time of the Year"
Touring the urns of the COVID dead Oh God, the W ho Gives A Fuck About Christmas Stuff W itch has done it again. Amidst the election incitement of her despicable husband and his homicidal mismanagement of a pandemic now at almost 14 million cases and 270,000 deaths and their defiant intention to...
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To Break Their Human Spirit
To stand with Gaza, you don't need to be Arab or Muslim, just human. Twitter photo With "barely a whimper, the U.N. this weekend observed another International Day of Solidarity with the Palestinian People, urging renewed commitment to the Palestinians' "quest to achieve their rights and build a...
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Tiny Desk, Tinier Man
Once again, Trump loses and the Internet wins after his surreal White House appearance to announce the obvious - he'll leave - while seated at a teeny kiddie desk sparked a giddy explosion of hashtags celebrating his banishment from the grown-ups' table. Swiftly trending, reportedly even in Europe...
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Peak 2020: Rockefeller Center's Mangy Tree and Foundling Owl Are Doing Better, Thanks
Rockefeller's sad tree on arrival. Twitter photos In a massive metaphor overload for even these calamitous times , New York's iconic Rockfeller Center Christmas tree for 2020 arrived looking like America feels - haggard, scruffy, raggedy-ass and altogether what social media sages , devoutly wishing...
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Birds Of A Feather: Lame Duck Pardons Turkey And Everything's Fine Here Why Do You Ask?
Tragi-comic weirdness all around. Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images Because things weren't weird enough, Tuesday saw the shabby, surreal spectacle of President Turkey congratulating Corn the Turkey - "Look at that beautiful, beautiful bird. Oh, so lucky. That is a lucky bird" - because he gets...
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Sharing the Landscape: Gator and Gunner Come To An Agreement, More or Less
Screengrab The macro view of things remains dark - plague raging, planet burning, evil clowns blustering - so we're gonna start the week with a serendipitous alligator wrasslin' match where all parties involved swam, scampered and staggered away. Wildlife surveillance cameras in Estero, Florida...
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My Cousin Rudy Is Melting But He Can Still Smell Election Crimes With the Deranged Help Of His Elite Strike Force
Photo by Drew Angerer/Getty. Front photo by Tom Williams/CQ Roll Call Ooof. The bonkers clown show keeps spiralling further out there. On a day when Georgia finished a hand recount showing Biden still wins the state, and a Trump-appointed judge denied a motion to invalidate that result in a case...
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Orwellian: Ardent Covidiots Vow NOBODY WILL TAKE ARE FREEDOM AWAY
A nurse consoles the wife of another COVID victim. Getty Image The U.S. map is now blazingly, dizzyingly red: 11.6 million COVID cases, over 250,000 dead, with experts describing " aggressive, unrelenting, expanding broad community spread" and an expected " deterioration " that could see deaths...
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