All Further Articles for 2020-03-18
Let Them Tape Brooms Together: Pandemics Are Fun!
Always eager to use any crass opportunity for a tone-deaf photo-op, Nepotism Barbie's now transformed into Pandemic Barbie to urge families stuck at home to play " living room camp out!" "Throw a bedsheet (over) brooms," says Ivanka in a (recycled) photo with her kids in a slick, shimmery tableau. It did not go well, with many posting photos of kids in cages: "In door camping! How fun! Where are their mommies?" Enraged consensus: "So cute. Go fuck yourself."