The women of Congress in suffragette white. Twitter photo
If you stayed understandably hunkered in your cave last night and can't summon the courage for more cogent analyses, the not-so-big news is the idiot monster read some words at us again. Immigrants: bad. Jobs: good. Socialism: maybe even more bad than immigrants. Accountability: meh. What climate change? Lie lie lie lie. Let's all get along by you losers and haters letting me do every toxic thing I want. Children: good, especially the unborn ones and except the ones we ripped from their families and put in cages. Walls: they work, especially this border collie one. Etc. The fact-checkers will be out in force, but for now we'll take Van Jones on the bullshit: "A psychotically incoherent speech with cookies and dog poop."
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— Zack Ford (@ZackFord) February 6, 2019