Get Over It: Dumb Liberal Snowflakes Just Dont Get Why Campaign Ad Showing GOP Candidate Holding Gun On Teenager Is A Knee-Slapper

We can't even. Barely two months after the Parkland bloodshed, Brian Kemp, fanboy of God, enemy of "criminal aliens" and abortion, "unapologetic conservative" and sociopathic Republican primary candidate for governor of Georgia, has released a new ad that, he gleefully observes, has everyone except seriously creepy people just like him "losing their minds." The ad  shows Kemp sitting in his cozy weaponry-crammed den with a rifle in his lap as he introduces "Jake," a nervous nerdy kid allegedly interested in one of his teenage  daughters. Drawling, Kemp drills Jake on his three wingnut goals as governor - "cap government spending...take a chainsaw to regulations...make Georgia number one for small business" - before moving on to two things Jake needs to know to date any of his daughters. The dutiful Jake recites "respect" and "a healthy appreciation for the Second Amendment." At that point, Kemp points his gun at Jake and smilingly sneers, "We're gonna get along just fine." Ha ha ha ha.

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