Little Donny Goes On A Trip


Part of the Tiny Trump series

With a beleaguered Drumpf heading to Brussels next week for his first meeting with the big boys, NATO leaders are said to be "freaking out" about how to handle a thin-skinned, tantrum-throwing, attention-deficit toddler man "who has no knowledge of NATO, no interest in-depth policy issues, nothing.” Among the child-proofing preparations, reports Foreign Policy, members of the 28-nation military alliance are scrambling to keep presentations under four minutes - with, presumably, no bigly words. At home, his own staff is likewise struggling to prep him on the upcoming trip, skipping over his petty grievances - no helicopter landing on Masada?! - and resorting to sprinkling his great really really great name in vital briefings so he'll look at them. This Comedy Central skit pretty well nails the daft, awful reality of this scenario. Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States. 

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