All Further Articles for 2017-05-01
Tweets of the Master Class: And Ten Dollars Extra, For Every Hundred Lashes
"Stop the Runaway" begins an 1804 newspaper ad urging like-minded souls to capture a "Mulatto Man Slave" - bonus 10 bucks for each lash of the whip! - escaped from one Andrew Jackson, unrepentant racist, unabashed owner of 160 slaves, blood-soaked creator of the Trail of Tears, soon-to-be 7th president, and fave role model for our dizzyingly ignorant 45th, who in a new interview blankly mused, "Why was there the Civil War?" So many facepalms, so little time.