As even our historically less-than-progressive military increasingly identifies climate change as a threat to national security, House Republicans in their infinite wisdom last week passed a bill blocking funding for any Pentagon program that tries to do anything about saving the planet that pretty much everyone at this point agrees is in danger. Because climate change is just a "political hot item of the day" that "has nothing to do with winning battles" and "is it wise to continue to violently disrupt a culture which is fueled by tradition and a fierce warrior ethos by forcing them to constantly adjust to the popular political trends of the day?" when anyway it was Democrats who "snuck some language into the National Defense Authorization Act which got our military considering the 'threat' of climate change" even though "the link between extreme weather and global warming is (a) very shaky foundation upon which to reshape America's defense strategy" and really we need to free up the military to "concentrate on addressing real man-made threats to our national independence…a mission they can actually do something about!" Noting "the flat earth society is at it again," critics in the House called the bill "science denial at its worst." Hopefully, it will fail in the Senate. Then again, maybe it won't.
"Our climate is obviously changing; it has always been changing. With all the unrest around the global [sic], why should Congress divert funds from the mission of our military and national security to support a political ideology. This amendment will ensure we maximize our military might without diverting funds for a politically motivated agenda." - Amendment sponsor and incorrigible idiot Rep. David McKinley (R-WV).