Playing Poker While Damascus Prepares to Burn Dept: So John McCain - aka Sen. Angry Grampy - was caught playing poker on his iPhone during a Senate hearing on bombing Syria, which evidently bored him because he already knows we just need to stop dithering and go for it already because what's another ill-considered, citizen-opposed, open-ended war on brown-skinned people, who must know, just like we do, that war's just a game, right? When he got caught, he like totally redeemed himself by tweeting a joke about the "scandal" and how the worst thing was, "I lost!" Ha, good one grampy. Idiot warmonger: May he one day reap what he so blithely sows.
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Update: Now he says he doesn't support the Senate resolution because it's not war-like enough for him.