Sadly, Bachmann Outta Here Without Waiting for God To Repeal Obamacare or Close the Internment Camps

Abby Zimet

Michele Bachmann is leaving us but it's not because she would likely lose in the next election and "this decision was not impacted in any way by the recent inquiries into the activities of my former presidential campaign." Seems like the news of her departure warrants a trip down Wingnut Memory Lane, with stops at God's house and Bad Lip Reading. 

Michele Bachmann's Complete Legislative History (source:

Bills Sponsored 58
Referred to Committee (aka: went nowhere) 53
Reported by Committee (Got out of committee) 1
H.R. 850 (112th): To facilitate a proposed project in the Lower St. Croix Wild and Scenic River, and for other purposes.
Agreed To (Simple Resolution) 3
H.Res. 373 (111th): Expressing support for designation of the month of September as “National Hydrocephalus Awareness Month"
H.Res. 923 (110th): Recognizing the State of Minnesota’s 150th anniversary.
H.Res. 789 (110th): Honoring public child welfare agencies, nonprofit organizations and private entities providing services for foster children.
Passed House 1
H.R. 45: To repeal the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act and health care-related provisions in the Health Care and Education Reconciliation Act of 2010
Signed Into Law 0


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