Curiouser and Curiouser: Tea Party Boycotts Fox News Because They're Too Far Left and They're Smoke and Mirrors and What About Benghazi Anyway?

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Abby Zimet

Arguing that "hate knows no reason" and "conservatives are conservative because they are not stupid,” vigilant Tea Partiers held a three-day boycott of the lamentably commie Fox News, that "smoldering ash-heap that was once 'fair and balanced,'" which depending on your numbers and perspective either saw a "mind-shattering" 22% drop in Fox viewership or had no discernible effect whatsoever other than reminding us of the relativity of the political universe. In a typo, IMO, and wtf-strewn screed, the Benghazi Truth! website celebrates the Tea Party "with a snap of their fingers.... making history this past week - REAL history, not screwing-around 'ohhh, Ahhh, isn't that interesting?' history" by insisting that Fox "straight up and go way right fast - really fast - because when a situation has a security level this whisper-thin, control can be lost in a heartbeat," especially given that they will rally a million people to boycott unless they do turn right, or until the new truly right-wing One America Network arrives in July. They want to see more of Sheriff Joe Arpaio and his experts explaining about Obama's fake birth certificate, too. Sigh.
 

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