Listen up, 1%ers: Your Christmas fantasy gift awaits. Neiman Marcus' Heritage Hen Mini Farm offers a custom-made multi-level, "bespoke Versailles-inspired Le Petit Trianon" hen house with playground, nesting area, living room, library, chandelier and of course your very own "specially chosen flock," which kinda of makes them sound Jewish, but we digress. For just $100,000, with a teeny tiny sliver going to a Florida-based heritage livestock conservancy group. Let them eat eggs.
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