Mitt Romney, Science Whiz

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Abby Zimet

Another day, another Mitt-icism from the rich robot who fell to earth. Concerned about a fire on Ann's plane, the candidate wondered why airplane windows don't open, which he called "a real problem," which is what you might call the hilarity that ensued online, culminating with the assurance that if you do get sucked out of an open window, you can go to the E.R.

“When you have a fire in an aircraft, there’s no place to go, exactly, there’s no — and you can’t find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don’t open. I don’t know why they don’t do that. It’s a real problem. So it’s very dangerous."

Mitt Romney visits an earthling location called "Subway" and samples what you people commonly call "a sandwich."

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