Marijuana: The Gateway Drug to Twinkie Addiction

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Abby Zimet

Ha. A Massachusetts voters' guide issued for an upcoming medical marijuana initiative has mistakenly/mysteriously/hilariously listed a spoof site offering incomparable anti-pot "facts":  A Healthy Body Is the Devil's Workshop, Medical Marijuana will Hurt Opiate Sales, Local Thugs and Drug Dealers Union Opposes Move, and No Marijuana Smoker Has Ever Been Successful - with a montage of 50 stoner losers, from Obama to Clooney to Dylan. The "no" forces have raised $600. We wish them luck, sort of.

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