On The F#@!*#g Moon

Abby Zimet

We remember watching, through the haze, as Neil Armstrong walked on the moon. One of The Onion's finest, truest moments. Armstrong has died at 82. By all accounts, a good and modest man. For a reality check, see the item in the bottom right-hand corner.

"The Eagle has landed. Jesus H. Christ, Houston. We're on the fucking moon."

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