In case you stayed under your rock today: Todd "Legitimate Rape" Akin has refused to leave his Senate race even though everyone in his tribe wants him to because "there’s a cause here" which is that he needs to talk about the "defense of the unborn,” so he started a typo-filled, fetus-strewn online petition for all you God-fearing people to declare "Your Standing" with him, which makes sense because it's clear to everyone and especially fellow-wingnut Bryan Fischer that Akin in his suffering is Just Like Jesus. Jesus.
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