All Further Articles for 2012-08-21

Tuesday, August 21, 2012
Akin's Cause Is God's Cause and the Unborn Need Him To Learn To Spell Better
In case you stayed under your rock today: Todd "Legitimate Rape" Akin has refused to leave his Senate race even though everyone in his tribe wants him to because "there’s a cause here" which is to talk about the "defense of the unborn,” which is why he started a typo-filled, fetus-strewn online petition so God-fearing people can declare "Your Standing" with him, because, really, he's just like Jesus. Jesus.
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Song of Mitt's Self
In honor of the newly leaked GOP platform, with its brutal ban on all abortion, a thoughtful look at its fearless leader and what he stands for. By Hugh Atkin. "Mitt is large. He contains multitudes."
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Another "Firing Squad Dressed In Police Uniforms"
Again? Milton Hall of Saginaw, Michigan died last month when police fired between 30 and 46 shots into him at a strip mall. Hall was carrying a small knife. He was black, poor, and mentally ill. Video, graphic. Again. "There was another way. They did not have to kill him. He had not done anything." - his mother Jewel Hall
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Monday, August 20, 2012
Wild Bill Koch Has Way Too Much Money
Bill Koch, the other Koch brother, is building his own Wild West town near his Colorado mansion. It will have 50 mahogany-detailed buildings, with a train station, water-treatment system and guarded gate to keep out the scruffy likes of you because, dear loser, this life-size play-house is solely for his private "amusement." Koch has given $2 million to the Romney campaign, which is less than the $2.3 million he paid for a photo of Billy the Kid but enough to buy how many school lunches for how many inner-city kids? Koch is lucky there's no longer frontier justice in his neighborhood.
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