Joe the Plumber Loves America and Hates Gun Control Which Killed All Those Jews and Armenians So Now He's Shooting Fruit

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Abby Zimet

Arghh. Joe the Plumber, who is allegedly running for Congress, just came out with an ad in which he blames the Armenian genocide and the Holocaust on gun control laws, and then shoots some fruit to prove it. No, really. When told some people might object, he responds that "history is very important" and "unfortunately, there are alot of whiners out there" and that's probably why we had slavery too and that's why he's shooting fruit. We have become Monty Python. Remember when Bush was around and everyone was talking about moving to Costa Rica? This might be one of those times.

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